Robert Infantino fancies himself “Long Island’s Favorite Magician,” performing tricks like juggling, illusions and filming little girls as they undress. He’s been arrested after a mother and her two daughters, ages 10 and 14, noticed a camera filming them...

Do you know Sonaya Reece? Revel in that, because we think she has the potential to go from “attractive woman sort of under-the-radar” to “in your face and overexposed.” And soon. Model / actress / singer Somaya is really...

Zenel, a professional model, is far and away one of our very favorite contestants on MTV’s reality competition “From G’s To Gents” because, by the admission of his own online biography, the Puerto Rican, Bronx native is like a...

Did you know that gang members have computers, they use MySpace and they tell all their drive-by plans there? That’s the word from one California CBS news affiliate that says MySpace is the hot, gang-busting tool of the new...

You’d think her parents or managers or some other breed of pimp would have advised Miley not to post private photos on her MySpace anymore, but girl does not learn. So here are some more pictures of Miley Cyrus...

Guanabee heartthrob Johnny Diaz, in a story published recently in the Boston Globe, brings on the awkward by exploring the social and personal implications of “friending” your boss on social sites like Facebook. Diaz writes: Networking sites such as...

Short preface: This story made us violently angry. Violently. Angry. We’ve been accused of being old-fashioned or contrarian and, hey. Maybe! But we cannot help but feel grossly ill-equipped for this world when we read a story about thirty-five...

And here’s what Victoria’s parents, who think “MySpace is the anti-Christ” (We agree! Also, Facebook relationship statuses.), have to say. They talk about not being able to recognize their daughter’s face after her beating, of her history of violence...

Update: the Victoria Lindsay, teen beating video. (Warning: the content on the video is graphic and disturbing). Sixteen year-old Victoria Lindsay from Mulberry, Florida (surprise!) was abducted and beaten by a group of eight teenagers mostly girls, to the...

Because having two MySpace accounts (your actual one and your “I use this to talk to skeevy pervs named ‘T. Bone’” one) isn’t enough, MySpace has launched MySpace Latino, currently in Beta version. Spicy networking for the Latino in...

Tattoo artist and painted lady Kat Von D, who once dated “Jackass” assjack Steve-O, is now hooking up with Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx. Golly, our umlauts are positively quaking. The two lovebirds even got matching tattoos to prove...

There was a time where we would have wanted Kat Von D tattooed on the back of our eyelids, but that was a time before we were aware that she dated “Jackass” jackass Steve-O. Some stank don’t wash off....

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. And now that Jennifer Lopez is approaching menopause, we need a new ‘round-the-way fillet. Enter La La. The MySpace barrio hoochie with the cut-off Raiders jersey to match her equally ghetto...

Retired Funny Cide jockey Jose Santos’ daughter Sophia is being detained for allegedly killing a woman in a drunk driving accident Sunday on Long Island. We aren’t sure she is guilty, but her MySpace page probably isn’t helping. Says...

Attention “hip urban Hispanics between the ages 18-34 years” MySpace and MTV are totally teaming up to bring you the 2007 Presidential Candidate Dialogues in Spanish translated streaming video. But, is it weird that 34 year olds need to...

So here’s the gist behind Chica Girl magazine, an online pub whose second issue is set to drop this week—stop us if you, too, sniff a recipe for disaster: the monthly cover girl is actually a young Latina who...

• Tomatina, the annual Spanish tomato warfest, paints the town of Buñol red. Despite hormones a-flarin', drunken American backpackers fail to score. [USA Today] • The MySpace page for the film adaptation of "Love In the Time Of Cholera" belongs to a 27 year-old woman in the U.S. Could be one of García Márquez's putas tristes. [Popwatch]

As our farewell to America’s hottest IILF (Illegal I’d Like to Fuck), we want to fan the flames of the Elvira Arellano media big top as it comes crashing down. Translation? We’re linking you to a song three Chicago...

The last time we covered Jaslene Gonzalez (the winner of America’s Next Top Model: Cycle 8), she was gorging herself on the attention awarded her by a New York newspaper fluff piece. Since then, the girl—whose name we swear...

By now, the letter Esai Morales wrote to address accusations that he knowingly gave herpes to an ex (among other things) has made its rounds on the internets. He has MySpace to thank for helping him make a personal...

Remember when MySpace was cool and edgy and full of bands you’d never heard of hawking their wares? We don’t either. But one thing’s for sure, it’s still full of people you’ve never heard of hawking their wares. In...

We love this video we found on MySpace of what we thought was a young, tween boy singing a soulful rendition of a song called, “Fuck The Bitch.” (Ah, young love…) But it’s even better now that we’ve realized...

Benefiting from the ol’ ploy of industry-generated hype these days is the film “On Bloody Sunday”, a horror flick where hapless teens on MySpace are slaughtered one by one (presumably) by the website’s irrelevance. What raised our eyebrows about...

How long before MySpace becomes as passé as AOL? Perhaps when your abuelita can read it. Enter MySpace En Español. Now the site you're completely over in English is translated into Spanish, too. Which makes for a strange read...