VH1 moved quickly to cancel Megan Wants a Millionaire once contestant Ryan Jenkins was named as a person of interest in the murder of his ex-wife. Fans of the show are hilariously outraged, though, because whatever murder blah blah blah GIVE ME BACK MUH TV SHOW!
20 August 2009
Fans Can’t Believe Megan Wants A Millionaire Is Canceled Just Because Ryan Jenkins Killed Somebody
By Chris Alonzo at 12:01 PM.
18 August 2009
6 August 2009
Is Twitter The New MySpace?
By Jack Tomas at 4:08 PM.
Twitter is, like totally better, than Facebook, which is, like, totally better than Myspace. Right?
4 August 2009
Angie Zapata’s Murderer, Allen Andrade, Has A MySpace Page Asking You Not To Judge Him For Killing Someone Or Using Tacky .Gifs
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Allen Andrade, and/or his brother, made a helpful and informative MySpace page urging the public not to condemn the 32 year-old for that “one mistake” he made. You remember: The whole “killing another person” thing.
22 July 2009
“Sexy” 25-Year Old Steals From Millionaire Boss, Has Her MySpace Dissected
By Chris Alonzo at 2:51 PM.
Perhaps you or someone you know rocks the corporate world and has had that inevitable conversation about how “I could rob this place blind and nobody would even notice.” Well, guess what: SOMEBODY ACTUALLY DID IT and the New York Post is having fun trying to sex her up.
26 June 2009
8 April 2009
Mitchel Moore’s Girlfriend, Ashley Morales, Reacts To His Death
By Alex Alvarez at 2:45 PM.
Mitchel Moore, the 20-year-old shot by his mother while the two were at a shooting range in Florida, is being mourned by the girlfriend he left behind.
Ashley Morales, 19, wrote a note on her MySpace page (?) describing her emotional state since Mitchel’s death and revealing the young couple’s plans to marry and have children:
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15 January 2009
British Postman Falls For Nigerian Myspace Scam (Twice), Loses Over $218,000, Is Sad
By Camilla Rowan at 6:24 PM.
Sad British postman Shane Symington fell for that worst of all internet scams: the Nigerian internet scam. The Nigerians have been busy this year, since it seems they’ve graduated from the “I’m the rightful Prince of Nigeria” email and gone on to bigger things, like pretending to be girls on Myspace.
