Now that it’s practically official that socialist dictator (ehhh don’t write in and complain) Hugo Chavez and fascist supermodel Naomi Campbell are an item, we thought it only right we give them their very own super-couple nickname. Henceforth, they...

No, no, no, no! Word around the internet is that supermodel cum journalist Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan megalomaniacal dictator cum chatshow crooner Hugo Chavez could be playing hide the Venezuelan salami. After saying, “NO FUCKING WAY!” like six times...