WednesdayJuly302008

Journalist, humanitarian, and sometime model Naomi Campbell recently sat down with Argentine President Cristina Kirchner - much like she did with the sexy and enigmatic Hugo Chavez a while back. Well, it turns out that acquiring your journalism degree...

TuesdayJuly292008

Kissing is fun! It’s a great way of showing affection or passion or that you have been infected with mono. However, it can quickly turn from a sweet or sexy gesture to a slimy, creepy means of spreading cold...

WednesdayJune252008

Someone give Kanye West his fucking bottle and send him to bed. [Kanye’s Blog] Is Colin Farrell the father of Minnie Driver’s… Zzzz. [Celebitchy] Michael Jackson is teaming up with Christian Audigier to design a clothing line for Kitson....

FridayJune202008

Supermodel Naomi Campbell pleased guilty to assaulting police officers at London’s Heathrow Airport after some plebe airport people lost her bags: Campbell ordered the captain to get off the plane and look for her suitcase, holding up the flight...

WednesdayJune182008

Naomi Campbell being all supermodely at Cipriani in London before attacking a group of paparazzi. Naomi Rages On [dlisted]...

FridayJune132008

Lying virgin Adriana Lima is engaged to basketball player Marko Jaric. Shit, child. You can’t power vault without learning how to jump. [People] Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together. Because love, unlike Valtrex, conquers all. [Rolling Stone]...

WednesdayJune112008

Potential mother and definite fucker Naomi Campbell has a wee bit too much fun partying with her boyfriend in Capri. A boyfriend who is not Hugo Chavez. Someone at INF Daily was able to get exclusive pictures of Naomi...

MondayJune092008

Naomi Campbell has reportedly undergone surgery that would make her able to have children. Isn’t there some law against this sort of thing?: Says the model: “Now [that] I can have a child I would like one. I’m even...

ThursdayMay292008

Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for assaulting a police officer at Heathrow airport way back when She is charged with five offences — three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm...

TuesdayMay272008

Rando: An unidentified individual, usually male, who lurks in the background of party photos. So, who was the rando wooing the grossly misshapen Naomi Campbell from the totally sweet, motherfarcing embrace of internationally beloved hottie Hugo Chavez? Oh, some...

WednesdayMay212008

God, her accent is so hot. Here’s Naomi Campbell talking hotly while looking hot, pretending to be grateful and talking about balls on the set of “Ugly Betty,” surrounded by a couple of annoying plebes....

MondayMay052008

Naomi Campbell, tyrannical dictator and rumored significant other to supermodel Hugo Chavez, shocked co-workers on the set of “Ugly Betty” by serving them drinks and snacks. Should you live under a rock or have some sort of life, this...

ThursdayMay012008

Electronics-wielding pyschopath, Naomi Campbell, has been shooting scenes for her appearance on “Ugly Betty,” which is apparently some show that people watch: English supermodel Naomi Campbell has been speaking about how she hit a ball so hard while working...

ThursdayApril242008

All the stress of being a violent lunatic that repeatedly gets arrested for her crazed outbursts is making model Naomi Campbell’s hair fall out. Poor thing. She showed up for opening night of the Metropolitan Opera in New York...

WednesdayApril162008

Model and spitter Naomi Campbell wanted to give blood in Rio, but the medical center didn’t want her toxic poison demon fluid burning through patients’ veins: The British supermodel arrived at the HemoRio medical center Tuesday to take part...

WednesdayApril092008

Mild-mannered journalist, humanitarian and sometime-model Naomi Campbell has now been accused of slinging racial slurs at her arresting officers during her recent outburst at Heathrow: Now cops claim she called a WPC a “white ****” and a “white s**g”...

TuesdayApril082008

Model and deadly assassin Naomi Campbell has been banned from flying British Airways, thanks to her propensity to throw tantrums, inconvenience fellow flyers and spit poison on law enforcement officers: The supermodel has asked the airline for a second...

FridayApril042008

Naomi Campbell, internationally renowned supermodel and Hugo Chavez’s eff buddy, was arrested at London’s Heathrow airport for reportedly spitting on a police officer. She’s since been released on bail, unleashed upon an unsuspecting and unfashionable world, but might face...

ThursdayMarch062008

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was reportedly furious after finding that news of her stay in a Brazilian hospital to have a cyst removed had been leaked to the media. With no cleaning ladies within electronic-device-chucking-range of her hospital bed; Campbell...

FridayFebruary292008

Naomi Campbell, the supermodel with the penchant for all things Latino, has been safely transported out of Sirio-Libanes Hospital in Sao Paulo through a miraculous intervention on the part of our lord. Okay, it was a helicopter. But it...

FridayFebruary082008

As was reported earlier, international journalist, Latinophile and phone thrower Naomi Campbell helped Brazil kick off Carnival last week in Rio de Janeiro, sharing the spotlight with an emaciated Baby Jesus. (No one likes a fat model.) This week...

MondayFebruary042008

Brazil, a place sadly devoid of supermodels, called upon the talents of one Miss Naomi Campbell to help ring in Carnival in Rio de Janeiro: Supermodel Naomi Campbell helped Brazil’s Carnival get off to a majestic start as the...

MondayFebruary042008

The less attractive half of Hugomi, Naomi Campbell, stars in a commercial for SoBe Life Water [Ed. note: Anyone who refers to South Beach as “SoBe” deserves to be knocked off their roller skates in the middle of Collins...

TuesdayJanuary292008

It’s widely suspected that Hugomi got their start during their now infamous British GQ interview from October of last year. So the editors of Guanabee went back to the beginning to provide you with in between the lines analysis...

SundayJanuary272008

The Naomi Campbell half of Hugomi is in mourning today as her former assistant Jade Bien-Aimee Sutherland was found dead under London’s Albert Bridge on the shore of the Thames river near her home in Battersea, South. Caribbean-born Sutherland...

FridayJanuary252008

Rebecca White, former assistant to one Miss Naomi “HugosAndKisses” Campbell, is coming forth with details concerning her one-time employer’s relationship to Heath Ledger: She tells The Sun, “When I was working for Naomi I saw Heath do drugs a...

TuesdayJanuary152008

In an article that has since been pulled from its website, El Universal claims that Hugo Chavez will be off the market very soon (sorry ladies!), as he might be planning to propose to Naomi Campbell at some point...

TuesdayJanuary152008

We’re still coming to terms with the visual implications of a love match between British supermodel Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan superprez Hugo Chavez. After spending most of the night curled up in the fetal position rocking ourselves back and...

MondayJanuary142008

A reliable tipster writes to say: Univision’s “Flaco y Gordo” (sic) is reporting that Naomi Campbell is allegedly having an affair with Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela and socialist pig. We did not add the pig part. Although we...

MondayJanuary072008

Naomi Campbell proved there’s no such thing as journalism writers and Blackberry-wielding-multimillionaire-supermodels really aren’t so different after all by interviewing Hugo Chavez for GQ magazine. So what did the controversial world leader and angry model have to talk about?...

MondayDecember242007

Having been granted an audience with Hugo Chavez in October for a piece in GQ, the magazine’s editor, Dylan Jones, has revealed he has a whole host of political firebrands in line for the supermodel to grill. Next up?...

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