WednesdayNovember052008

Last night’s win for Presidential Elect Barack Obama was historic for so many reasons, it’s hard to count them all here, but among them is the first election we’ve ever seen in this country to spawn a love riot....

WednesdaySeptember172008

Our bossperson, Daniel, was walking around Midtown Manhattan when suddenly huge chunks of a plate glass window began falling to the sidewalk. “Whence this glass!” he cried, loudly, upsetting a few tourists and a Halal chicken and rice vendor....

FridayJune272008

“Britain’s Missing Model” is new reality show in the UK that features models with missing limbs and disabilities competing for a contract. “Missing” refers to the contestants’ frontal lobes, we presume. [NY Daily News] Mario Lopez doesn’t shave his...

TuesdayJune102008

How did the New York City National Puerto Rican Day Parade go from a nice parade fifty one years ago to a nice way to get sexually assaulted today? What do you guys think about the way young Puerto...

FridayJune062008

Well, it’s that time of year again, kiddies. When the White people of New York City’s posh Upper East Side batten down the hatches in preparation for the storm of pride-driven, sexual violence that is the New York City...

TuesdayMay132008

“In The Heights,” a musical that tells the story of brown people dancing way, way up on the Upper West Side, is up for thirteen Tony Awards, including “Best Musical, “Best Book of a Musical” and “Best Original Score.”...

MondayApril212008

If you missed Pope Benedict XVI’s historic first visit to New York City, you missed many fun photo-ops of citified clergy. Like this one of dorky, young priests in hip-hop head gear at a Young Catholics Youth Rally held...

ThursdayFebruary142008

New York City’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene [Ed. note: Keepin’ our minds clean?] is giving out free condoms with fun slogans in English, Spanish and Too Drunk To Remember: The English-language condom wrappers bear the slogan “Get...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Are you a New York-based Latino? Do you speak words? Well, chances are, you say them in a funny way which makes people laugh and feel also perhaps a little bit afraid of you. A linguistic study conducted by...

ThursdayJanuary102008

How did we miss our good friends at Latino hipster party Nacotheque getting a big, fat feature spread all over free, daily newspaper AM New York? Oh yeah, no one reads that paper! But we are full of pride...

WednesdayAugust082007

Well, this is one way to get fired: The principal of the Unity Center for Urban Technologies, Maritza Tamayo, paid someone to lead several Santeria rituals at her Manhattan school to get rid of “negative energy.” According to a...

ThursdayJuly192007

As some of you know (and some of you hate) Guanabee offices are located in New York City. So we experienced a bit of trauma yesterday afternoon when an underground steam pipe exploded in midtown Manhattan and brought back...

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