17 November 2009

The Onion Deports Lou Dobbs

By Cindy Casares at 10:39 AM.

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15 November 2009

Lou Dobbs On SNL

By Alejandro Paz at 3:29 PM.

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13 November 2009

The Many Fashions of Tony Alamo

By Fidel Martinez at 6:31 PM.

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Evangelist Tony Alamo has been sentenced to 175 years in federal prison for transporting girls across state lines and having sex with them. Now that Tony won’t be wearing his signature suits, let’s take a look back at different fashion styles of the man who made pedophilia look like a swinging good time.

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12 November 2009

Unshocking: Almost A Quarter Of Traffic Cops In Monterrey Mexico Fired For Corruption

By Cindy Casares at 11:39 AM.

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11 November 2009

Lou Dobbs Quit CNN Because There Are Too Many Mexicans In America Now

By Cindy Casares at 8:20 PM.

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Well, all your campaigns finally paid off, crazy people. Lou Dobbs who hates Mexicans, but is married to one, (it happens), announced tonight that this was his last broadcast on CNN where he has worked for almost 30 years.

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23 October 2009

Reintroducing Richard Ramirez, The Night Stalker Serial Killer

By Fidel Martinez at 12:51 PM.

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Just in time to creep us the fuck out before Halloween, the San Fransisco Chronicle has reported that new DNA evidence ties Richard Ramirez, the notorious “Night Stalker”, to the murder of a 9-year old San Fransisco girl.

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8 October 2009

Cross-Dressing Teen Boy Quits High School Over Dress Code

By Luis Tavarez at 2:42 PM.

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6 October 2009

Video: 750 Pound Shark

By Nacomprende at 12:01 PM.

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9 September 2009

Muntadar al-Zaidi: The Man With The Golden Shoe

By Luis Tavarez at 1:34 PM.

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Hugo Chavez Pimps His Oliver Stone Doc At The Venice Film Festival While Closing Down TV Stations Back Home

By Cindy Casares at 1:27 PM.

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Hugo Chavez, who became president of Venezuela in an effort to one day be a movie star, has finally realized his dream. Oliver Stone’s documentary about the man and his enormous impact on South American politics, South Of The Border, premiered at the Venice Film Festival this week.

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9/9/09: The Perfect Day To Get Married

By Luis Tavarez at 12:16 PM.

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31 August 2009

Argentine Newscasters Pranked Into Warning Against The Grog Recipe From Monkey Island

By Chris Alonzo at 11:58 AM.

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Check out these poor sap TV newsers in Argentina, their brows furiously knotted as they advise parents about the dangers of the latest fad that the kids are getting wasted on: “grog”. Of course, the recipe they show is actually from a twenty year old pirate-themed video game. Video after the jump.

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30 August 2009

U.S. Forest Service Issues, Then Retracts “Tortilla Alert”

By Alejandro Paz at 7:38 PM.

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20 July 2009

Video Showing US Soldier Bowe Bergdahl Captured By The Taliban

By Luis Tavarez at 11:19 AM.

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26 June 2009

Hugo Chavez Disapproves Of CNN Coverage Of Michael Jackson’s Death

By Cindy Casares at 1:45 PM.

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At a youth event in Venezuela last night, Hugo Chavez did his best to convince the kids to avert their eyes from CNN’s seductive, capitalist news coverage of the death of Michael Jackson.

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15 June 2009

Ricky Martin To Open School In One Of Puerto Rico’s Poorest Town

By Luis Tavarez at 12:15 PM.

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Curfew Law In San Juan, Puerto Rico In Order To Stop Juvenile Delinquency

By Luis Tavarez at 11:29 AM.

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8 June 2009

Update: 17 Bodies Recovered From Air France

By Luis Tavarez at 10:59 AM.

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