It hasn’t gone well since Mark Sanchez, quarterback of the Jets and man of Mexican heritage, started 3-0 and we were ready to crown him the greatest Mexican quarterback of all time. He’s been losing. A lot. We’re getting nervous and ready to ask, what has Mark Sanchez done for Mexicans lately?
16 November 2009
3 November 2009
Güeys Of The World: Christopher Walken, The Ultimate Badass
By Fidel Martinez at 10:04 AM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you Christopher Walken being his funny self yet again, an NFL team going 16-0 for the second time in five years, bee beards, four sexy criminals, and Kim Kardashian dressed as a skanky Jasmine. Enjoy.
26 October 2009
Presenting The Cream Of The NFL Cheerleader Crop: Halloween Edition
By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.
So we’re nearing the halfway point of the NFL season and the cheerleaders are still looking sexy. Everybody knows Whoroween is around the corner and ladies are getting excited. What random occupation will they be a sexy version of? Check the pics.
NFL Cheerleaders: Halloween Photo Gallery
By Alejandro Paz at 7:43 AM.
Mark Sanchez Eats A Hot Dog On The Sideline: Should He Have Had Nachos?
By Alejandro Paz at 2:11 AM.
Legendary Mexican quarterback Mark Sanchez was caught yesterday eating a hot dog on the sideline. Ay dios mio. The Jets were up 38-0 in Oakland, and Sanchez said he “didn’t eat much before the game,” so he was feeling “a little queasy.” People are aghast, but what was he sposed to do?
22 October 2009
14 October 2009
Every Damn Latino To Own Miami Dolphins: Fergie Approved For Partnership
By Cindy Casares at 10:47 AM.
13 October 2009
Mark Sanchez Fails On MNF: How Will We React?
By Alejandro Paz at 9:53 AM.
The Caribbean Chupacabras, led by white devil Chad Henne and his crew of eager running backs defeated the almost-soon-to-be-greatest Mexican quarterback of all time, Mark Sanchez, his shiny new receiver Braylon Edwards and Los Jets de Nueva York. Let’s see how y’all took the game.
12 October 2009
TONIGHT: The Most Hispanic Football Game Of All Time
By Alejandro Paz at 10:01 AM.
Tonight the Jets of New York, led by Señor Mark Dirty Sanchez, face the Dolphins of Miami Sound Machine (and Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez) in the most super, heaping helping of Hispanic Futbol Americano ever. Let’s see what’s planned.
15 September 2009
14 September 2009
Presenting The Cream Of The NFL Cheerleader Crop
By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.
Oh shit, welcome back football. It felt so good to be relaxing on our couch watching hours and hours of gridiron death matches on Sunday. With pigskin. And beers. Lots and lots of beers. Also, pizza. And weed. And whores. Check the pics.
27 August 2009
Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders Rock Old School Oilers Jerseys At Bikini Calendar Release Party
By Chris Alonzo at 10:35 AM.
The Tennessee Titans cheerleading squad had their big exciting calendar release party last night in Nashville, and gave the crowd something extra by hitting the stage in retro Houston Oilers jerseys before stripping down to bikinis. This is American history, people, and it is important.
20 August 2009
18 August 2009
14 August 2009
Miami Dolphins’ New Fight Song By Pitbull And T-Pain Basically A Crime Against Humanity
By Chris Alonzo at 12:53 PM.
The Miami Dolphins are on a roll with their whole “throw everything at the wall and see what sticks” marketing strategy, enlisting the aide of famous Latinos and Floridians to boost their cred with the locals. But nothing — NOTHING — excuses this new fight song by native sons T-Pain and Pitbull.
4 August 2009
29 July 2009
The Mark Sanchez Era is Upon Us
By Chris Alonzo at 3:45 PM.
Quarterback Mark Sanchez begins his first pro training camp this Friday, with the New York Jets draft pick battling for the starting QB position. As a Latino Men’s blog, we are rooting heartily for him to make our jobs easier by either winning the Super Bowl or going 0-16.
