We’re digging Nicole Richie’s jewelry line, oddly enough. The pieces are simple and wearable. We are, however, choosing to approach this with a bit of hesitation. The jewelry has, to borrow a phrase from the indispensable Food Court Druids,...

A new tell-all by Madonna’s brother claims the “singer” once kissed actress Gwyneth Paltrow. This is a woman who has willingly put her face near Sean Penn’s mouth; a little faux-lesbian making out is nothing. [The Sun] In other...

Nicole Richie and boyfriend Joel Madden joined one or both Olsen goblins as they partied it up by drinking Jim Beam from tiny thimbles and smoking itty bitty little joints. There was also dinner (ROFL!) and some cupcakery as...

Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren stepped out with their baby daughter, Honor Marie, for the first time since pooping her out, but kept the little troll all covered up in her baby carrier. Since Jessica doesn’t see it...

Concert-goers at Bonnaroo chanted “Kanye sucks” when he performed over two hours late. But that just isn’t true. Kanye doesn’t suck; he’s all hand and spit. [HuffPo] You know how Scarlett Johansson was omg so lyk super psyched that...

Nicole Richie, famous for being Paris Hilton’s former friend and for driving the wrong way down the highway while high, apparently thinks she’s special enough to be replaced by the next talentless, self-absorbed recovering junkie who wants a shot...

God, these two look bored as Hell. Bored like Poors. Their PSA for UNICEF really makes us want to go out and give money to those kids that are, like. Poor? Or sick. Because of that, um. Flood cyclone...

Actress Musician Model A person named Nicole Richie posed for Harper’s Bazaar magazine with her latest accessory, some little beanbag with a face or something. Nicole and her boyfriend, Joel Madden, slapped on some eyeliner and held up the...

Tom Cruise is going to talk to Oprah about that whole Couchgate incident. And then he’s going to eat her brains. [E! Online] Old, racist cartoons available on YouTube, discovers the ever-intrepid NY Times. It’s good to know we’ve...

Emma Watson’s twatson was on display as she left her 18th birthday party. [dlisted] Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are planning a double wedding because they live in a “Sweet Valley High” paperback. [Showbiz Spy] Elizabeth Taylor looks like...

Sexy gnome Nicole Richie, who very recently gave birth to her first child, is in talks to design her own line of maternity wear that will draw attention away from her fat, ugly womb. Because hiring a stylist makes...

Nicole Richie may not be feeling her post-pregnancy body, but we’re sure there are a lot of people who wouldn’t be opposed. She joined her boyfriend and baby-daddy, Joel Madden, at the grand opening of his clothing store, DCMA,...

Producers behind the Broadway show “Chicago”, obviously thinking the apocalypse should just hurry up and get here already, have asked Paris Hilton to join their production. This comes on the heels of the news that her former “Simple Life”...

Jessica Alba likes to eat ham and cheese sandwiches, but only if they’re in the form of a croque monsieur in a Parisian café. She’s tres fancy and shit. [MySpace] Shhh! Don’t tell Adriana Lima that bras go under...

Desperate actress Eva Longoria lends her shrill, obnoxious voice to Hilary Clinton’s campaign. [I’m Not Obsessed] So it turns out the “Shaman” who blessed Paris Hilton in public is actually an actor whose body of work includes Mutant Vampire...

Behold! A lovely portrait of the Madden-Richie clan. He always looks mad, she’s undeservedly rich; so it all works out pretty great. Their baby is cute, despite her unfortunate name, in much the same way all babies are cute...

Alleged Mexican Nicole Richie has apparently been offered the role of Roxie Hart in the musical-dancing-murdering-whorefest that is Chicago: “She’s definitely interested and weighing it out with the timing of the baby,” a Richie pal tells Us. “It is...

Christina Aguilera is apparently furious that People magazine is paying Jennifer Lopez up to six million dollars for her twin trolls, while no one cared enough to see her own baby-that-looks-exactly-like-other-babies: Singer Christina Aguilera is reportedly furious over Jennifer...

Nicole Richie, who gave birth to a daughter recently, was apparently a favorite among nurses and patients at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. Christina Aguilera, on the other hand, was like a ginormous, sour orange: There’s no doubt about...

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Escovedo Richie are both at Cedars Sinai in Los Angeles at this very moment, about to have their babies cut out of their strangely orange, slightly phosphorescent bodies. Because you know those chicken heads are...

We recently got this in the mailbag regarding our Nicole Richie biological father investigation: FYI—her father is Peter Michael Escovedo, who played with Lionel Richie; her grandfather is Pete Escovedo, who played with Santana (and who you have pictured)...

We’ve kinda sorta heard rumors to the effect that Nicole Richie, socialite, author, tv-personality, drug enthusiast, and now, soon-to-be mommy has some fiery Latina blood running through her heroin-soaked veins. But she rarely talks about her birth parents, most...

While Latinos are striving to be Whiter, it seems these days White people are striving to be more ghetto. So says the Los Angeles Times, anyway, in a searing expose entitled, “The lost generation’s race to the bottom.” There...