ThursdayJuly102008

Amateur porn star and amateurish singer, Noelia, recently expressed a desire to make a video alongside chipmunk-voiced soccer player David Beckham. The always subtle star said: “That would be the end of Victoria (laughs). I would do a music...

WednesdayMay142008

After months of waiting with bated breath, we let it all out. Oh, and also: Noelia has released a new single - a cover of a 1984 Billy Ocean song. “Caribbean Queen Reloaded” is a sweet, tropical serenade, complete...

MondayDecember172007

Topy Mamery, Puerto Rican singer Noelia’s unfortunately named stepfather and former manager, says she never filed a lawsuit against him, as she claimed to have done. Reports People en Español: Topy Mamery, stepfather and former manager of Puerto Rican...

TuesdayDecember112007

Puerto Rican singer and amateur porn star Noelia is suing her stepfather, Topy Mamery, for sexual abuse: This latest legal action comes not long after Mamery, in Puerto Rico, accused his stepdaughter and her boyfriend, Jorge Reynoso, of slander....

WednesdayDecember052007

Puerto Rican singer Noelia is following up her film debut by launching a her own perfume, “Candela.” Mmm and we thought that intoxicating aroma wafting around here was just the dead hooker left over from the last Guanabee party:...

WednesdayDecember052007

The Gay Shrink is a board certified psychologist. His opinions are his own, though we totes believe whatever the hell he says. Today he weighs in on someone never far from our thoughts. Is it me, or is the...

MondayNovember192007
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ThursdayOctober182007

The chocharama continues. Noelia’s father-of-the-year Topy Mamery, in yet another act of paternal love, has surrendered a copy of Noelia’s video (the one released on the internet this summer featuring her engaging in sex acts both frontal and backal)...

FridayOctober122007

You didn’t think Noelia chochathon was over did you? Guanabee first broke the news about the video months back, inspiring a saga that has yet to subside. Noelia’s stepfather Topy Mamery, (pictured sitting at right with his lawyer), has...

TuesdayAugust142007

We were supposed to announce the winner of the Spic Pics caption contest featuring J. Lo and Marc Anthony, but, frankly, those submissions blow. So instead, here’s a commenter who knows how not to. Proving once again that the...

MondayAugust132007

A reporter from Univisión gossip show “El Gordo Y La Flaca” (which, by the way, is like calling Mary Hart from “Entertainment Tonight” a legit anchor lady) recently showed Noelia a valid wedding certificate confirming her current marriage to...

MondayAugust132007

In their hurry to recreate some Noelia magic, the Latino blogging community jumped the gun last week over a “celebrity” sex tape starring a very local, (according to our sources), Colombian TV news personality named Johanna Cardona whose ex-boyfriend...

TuesdayAugust072007

While obsessed American talk show viewers worship no idols before Oprah, it almost goes unsaid that Latino ones worship at the altar of Cristina. She’s the impossibly blonde TV icon who invited Noelia onto her eponymous show for an...

MondayAugust062007

Hey commenters! Think no one’s looking at you? Think again. We’re rewarding our best commenters with their own commenter shout out. So brush up on your skeels cuz you could be next. Unless you’re Mondongo. Then you’re todaaaaaay! Believe...

MondayJuly302007

Fresh off a low profile tour through Italy and the rest of Europe, Noelia spoke with the press the minute she stepped off her airplane in Miami. The porn star who occasionally sings has gone supersleuth, claiming she’s figured...

MondayJuly162007

Pop tart turned porn star Noelia was slammed by a whirlwind press tour this weekend in Italy, leading the casual observer (i.e., mainstream Latino media) to believe that she’s got the cojones to move on with her career “in...

FridayJuly062007

There’s only one part of Noelia that we haven’t seen probed on the internet and that’s her mind. Guanabee asks a real shrink what’s up with her. Guanabee: You’re a real shrink? Shrink: I am. Guanabee: What are your...

ThursdayJuly052007

We knew it was sturdy, but we had no idea of the power of Puerto Rican poptrix Noelia’s panaynay. One link from Fleshbot and all hell broke loose. Fortunately we’re up and running again in time to say you’re...

ThursdayJuly052007

We know you’ve seen her chocha, but have you two met? This is Noelia Monge. She’s 28, from Puerto Rico and has done many shoots in her bra and panties. Oh and she “sings.” Our site has been inundated...

ThursdayJune282007

This Puerto Rican broad, Noelia, who we never heard of until she splashed her hoo-hoo all over the internet, is back in the news. This time it’s her grandmother stirring up the shit by saying she was abused as...

WednesdayJune272007

Well, we double-dog dared you to produce footage from Noelia’s much-blogged about sex tape and you didn’t let us down. We can now say with confidence that the rumor is true. The tattoo has been positively identified and so,...

WednesdayJune272007

Less than a week has passed since word got out about the rumored sex tape featuring Puerto Rican pop tart Noelia and her ex-boyfriend hittin’ the skins. The only claim for the existence of this video is a single...

ThursdayJune212007

People have used piss-poor online translation program Babelfish for a number of things (coming up with presidential campaign slogans, for example), but never before have we seen it used to help a gossip blogger explain the breaking scandal behind...

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