Back in June, FBI investigators confiscated items from Zach Braff’s equally evil twin, Raffaello Follieri, as part of their pending case against the Italian banker. Among those items were naked photos of Princess Pumpernickel Prisspot, Anne Hathway. We’re sure...

YES! The 2009 Naked Clown Calendar is finally here! The graduates of San Francisco’s Clown Conservatory, Class of 2008, are stripping down to their big, round red noses and humongous clown feet to partake in a calendar that will...

Eva Mendes shed her top in a new commercial for Calvin Klein’s “Secret Obession” perfume. Which, we guess, smells like morning-after hair and mascara clumps. Eva’s commercial was banned in the United States because women’s nipples are evil and...

We’re not sure why a handful of media outlets are reporting on a story that originally came out in May, but anything that gives us an excuse to post photos of Mario Lopez’s dimpled… smile is a good one....

A 50-year-old man in Tampa, Florida took his wife’s departure to tend to her sick mother as the perfect opportunity to go onto Ye Olde Listes of Craig and place an ad for a maid… Who wouldn’t mind doing...

Charming bit of plastic and hair, Ninel Conde, might shed the demure, modest persona she’s famous for in an upcoming issue of Playboy: “Hugh [Hefner] saw Ninel’s photos and was very impressed by her assets,” a source close to...

Look at Ben Kingsley’s bald head! That man’s scalp is like a smooth, sexy hard boiled egg. Oh. Penelope Cruz’s boobs were also in this scene. We guess. Oh Ben! In the film, Penelope is a student who has...

When it comes to promoting a charitable cause, men can put on a rubber bracelet or pose for an artfully-lit black and white headshot, looking concerned. Women, however, seem to best be able to draw attention to their charitable...

Oh dear. Even more photos from “The Hills” celebrityish person Audrina Partridge’s Playboy-shoot-that-never-was have surfaced on the interwebs, as nude photos are wont to do. Click here to see more pictures of Audrina frolicking in a pool and doing...

Chola chav Amy Winehouse is stripping down to nothing but electrical tape and a pair of fuck me pumps to raise awareness for breast cancer. We’re not quite sure that’s what’s being raised, exactly: The songstress appears nekkid in...

Gossip site “What Would Tyler Durden Do?” obtained photos from a test shoot questionably famous “The Hills” star (imploding blackhole?), Audrina Partridge, did for Playboy magazine when she was but a mere slip of a nobody fresh out of...

Our favorite on-and-off-again Latina, Jessica Alba, admitted to having a friend act as a body double for nude scenes because she gets uncomfortable when the on-set Key Grip starts living up to his name: Alba, who admits to not...

Telenovela star Marjorie de Sousa is the latest in a long line of celebrities to have a nude photograph surface in the media. However, Marjorie’s topless photo wasn’t taken in an alcohol-fueled impromptu bathroom mirror photo shoot for MySpace...

Novela actor William Levy is launching a new perfume which probably smells like crap and will be overpriced and, you know, who cares, right? We care. Deeply. Because look at this kid. We would buy the gum off the...

Vanessa Hudgens, everyone’s favorite faux-Latina jailbait, is talking openly about her nude picture “scandal” in February’s issue of Seventeen: How are you feeling about the [nude picture] scandal? “I’m much better now. But truthfully I don’t like talking about...

Making men and women alike question their sexuality since bursting onto YouTube, the above clip is part of the multimedia presentation Ricky Martin harassed concert-goers with on his most recent tour through Europe. He lies nude on an illuminated...

In a move we can only construe as a publication’s death rattle, Jane Magazine’s last issue will feature eager Latina sex object Eva Mendes unclothed on its cover and in its pages. The Cuban-American actress known for such legit...