Disconcerted by the news that a giant corporation might be lying to us, Daniel, Alex and Mark decided to deep throat some Chipotle and see how our choices in Fauxican foodstuffs falls in comparison to the restaurant’s nutritional information....

The brilliant minds behind “Burrito Blog” care for you and your terrible taste in quasi-Mexican slop. Fatass. As such, they have looked into Chipotle’s ludicrous nutritional tables to determine just how far off the mark their calorie info is....

Angelina Jolie is reportedly struggling with various health issues as a result of the strain that comes with being pregnant with twin Messiahs: An insider added: “Angelina has gestational diabetes. She found out about a month ago and has...

You might think it’s only kids in the U.S. who have bigger tits than you do, but childhood obesity is a growing [Ed. note: Chortle.] epidemic in Mexico as well. In an effort to combat this problem, PepsiCo has...

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...