Star Jones is divorcing her heterosexual husband. [Entertainment Tonight] “Girls Gone Wild” magazine launches! Finally. God knows we’ve missed seeing barely legal girls with impaired judgment and poor self-esteem drool onto each other’s belly rings. [A Socialite’s Life] O.J....

In keeping with today’s theme of insane professional athletes, we just got word that before O.J. Simpson’s Las Vegas, gun-wielding extravaganza last week, he decided to confront his handyman, one Janos González, about banging his on-and-off again girlfriend. OJ...

• OJ Simpson was arrested for armed robbery. Too bad Johnnie Cochran ain’t alive to help him out on this one. [CNN] • America Ferrara won an Emmy for outstanding lead actress in a comedy. “Ugly Betty” is a...

• Paris Hilton fakes a Spanish accent on her home intercom to get rid of trespassing fans. “Whoever it was sounded Mexican,” a fan reported. “Is that rude? I mean, Hispanic.” Maybe it was Tinkerbell. [TMZ] • Everybody’s doing...