Attention Oklahoma: if you see a great, white Mexican girl circling your billboards, call the cops. Repeat, if you see a great, white Mexican girl circling your billboards, SHE IS ARMED WITH HOT GLUE AND DANGEROUS. CALL THE COPS. OR LA MIGRA. HAVE THAT CRAZY BITCH DEPORTED.
9 June 2009
2 April 2009
Oklahoma House Passes English-Only Bill Aimed Against Latinos
By Cindy Casares at 11:00 AM.
Oklahoma House Joint Resolution 1042 is an English-only bill with special exceptions for Native Americans because America successfully killed most of them, so you know, they won’t be speaking much. The bill passed a Senate Rules Committee yesterday and now heads to the floor for a vote. It is the brainchild of Representative Randy Terrill, R-Oklahoma [...]
20 March 2009
Scandal At The Science Lab: Where Is The Brazilian Wandering Spider?
By Cindy Casares at 4:15 PM.
The identity of a spider found at Whole Foods in Tulsa, Oklahoma Tuesday is being disputed and the scientist who ID’d it says he doesn’t have the body anymore. We read all about how evil scientists can get when publicity is involved in A Short History Of Everything. Bitches be harder than Perez on [...]
23 February 2009
Eyeball Tattoos May Be Outlawed In Oklahoma
By Camilla Rowan at 1:30 PM.
A bill to make eyeball tattoos illegal may be passed by the Oklahoma government, causing one, or possibly two people to sob with disappointment. The trend was first spotted last year, when a Canadian man named Brave Pauly got over 40 needle injections into his eyes to turn the white parts blue. Check him [...]
