Surprise! The Olsen twins don’t want to talk to you. Especially if you’re going to call them “Hairy-Kate and Trashley.”[P6] Joaquin Phoenix announced he will retire from acting in films. The frogs living in his hair advised him not...

A group of Chucky dolls jammed to Jessica Simpson’s performance of “Come On Over.” If Jessica had any sense, she’d hire these people as her back-up dancers. Jordin Sparks tries to explain her “slut” comment, but finds it difficult...

Nothing says, “I’m getting the fuck down tonight, whaaaat” like bending your knees and slightly swinging your elbows left and right,* as the Olsen twins helpfully demonstrate. Put on your ridiculously large hat, thrown on your older brother’s flannel...

A Starbucks barista tried to fatten up the Olsen twins by making their skim lattes with whole milk. How dairy she! Haha. Shut up. [A Socialite’s Life] Jodie Foster cheated on her girlfriend of 14 years with screenwriter Cindy...