Uh, so. Cindy reminded us that Thomas had mentioned he was, in fact, the owner of a penis. Or, technically, an enlarged clitoris that could be used to have intercourse. At the time, we didn’t really wonder what sort...

You can thank Tila Tequila for California’s decision to drop its ban on gay marriage. Or you can throw a drink in her face for being such a delusional turd. [Us Weekly] Eva Longoria-Parker isn’t pregnant, just super fucking...

Some girl that weighs more than a toddler stole Anna Nicole Smith’s face to win this season’s “America’s Next Top Model.” [Jezebel] …But some suspect it’s all a conspiracy and that her win was staged from the beginning. [FourFour]...

A live-action version of “Fraggle Rock?” Been done. See: Next item. [NY Observer] Here’s your first look at the new cast of Gossip Girl The O.C. ThunderCats “Beverly Hills 90210.” [SOW] Are people telling Michael Lohan that Sam Ronson...

Oprah would like you to know that she kind of knew before you did that Mariah and Nick getting married, mentioning the time Nick hung out backstage with Mariah and Mariah’s stupid “Mrs. Cannon” tattoo. Which, surely, she will...

Remember when Tom Cruise was cute and charming and everyone loved him and pined for him from deep within their fluorescent-lit cubicle dungeons as their Beanie Babies and Ziggy comics looked down at them in silent shame? Us either....

So Oprah finally talked to Tom Cruise about his whole couch-jumping incident from within the cozy and softly-lit living room of his gazillion dollar resort home in Colorado, where he has sex with women and walks around being all...

Tom Cruise is going to talk to Oprah about that whole Couchgate incident. And then he’s going to eat her brains. [E! Online] Old, racist cartoons available on YouTube, discovers the ever-intrepid NY Times. It’s good to know we’ve...

You guuuuuys! The Jonas Brothers were on Oprah! Who?! They’re a Disneyfied band made up of three brothers, ages 20, 18 and richer-than-you-years-old. They talked about visiting the White House and two 16-year-olds who harassed Oprah mercilessly to have...

So, what’d you all think? It was mostly a lot of fluff, like looking at baby clothes they picked out and talking about family, and Oprah didn’t really get too deep into discussions on gender and sexuality - which...

Remember to run away from your desk or lock your children someplace where they won’t bother you or whatever to join us as we liveblog Thomas Beatie’s appearance on Oprah today at 4 p.m, Eastern. We’ll finally find out...

Hey! We’re so excited about the Thomas Beatie pregnant man Oprah interview Live Blog we’re doing this afternoon (at 4 eastern—don’t miss it!) that we thought we’d kick off today with a recap of David Letterman’s Top Ten Messages...