Pablo Montero, nude sleeper and alleged potted plant molester, took a little time away from grossing everyone out to celebrate his son’s 2nd birthday.
14 October 2009
See? Pablo Montero Has A Human Side, Celebrates The Birthday Of The One Son He Doesn’t Ignore
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
30 September 2009
Pablo Montero And Former Miss Universe Alicia Machado Accuse One Another Of Taking Drugs
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
Alicia Machado isn’t saying Pablo Montero is a druggie, per se, but she does describe at least two instances where she’s had to drag him off the streets while he was high in order to ensure he wouldn’t be snapped by the paparazzi.
29 September 2009
Pablo Montero: Worst Boyfriend Of All Time?
By Alex Alvarez at 3:46 PM.
Pablo Montero, singer, actor and accidental nude model, allegedly threw a potted plant from the window of his girlfriend’s 5th story apartment. And he may have hit her. And he has a tiny penis.
8 September 2009
Pablo Montero’s “Friend” Dulce Took Lie Detector Test. How’d She Do?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:29 PM.
Dulce, the woman less fabulously known by the name Brenda Liz, underwent a lie detector test to determine her role in taking a cell phone photo of singer Pablo Montero sleeping naked in a Puerto Rican hotel room. So. How’d our little sweetums do? And who is the sexy dude at left?
3 September 2009
Dulce’s Lawyer Claims Pablo Montero’s Publicist Orchestrated The Whole Peepee Pic Scandal. Dulce Is So Sorry.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:03 PM.
Antonio Figueroa, the attorney for Brenda Liz Perez (or “Dulce”), says his client was not trying to extort money from Pablo Montero and his dicklet, but was merely a peon in a scheme orchestrated by none other than Pablo’s own publicist, Harold Rosario.
1 September 2009
Pablo Montero Testifies Against His Amateur Photographer Prostitute Friend
By Alex Alvarez at 3:18 PM.
Pablo Montero is in Puerto Rico right now dealing with The Case of the Snap-Happy Prostitute-Dancer-Actress. Poor guy. Now that we know all about his “situation,” we feel so sorry for him.
12 August 2009
Pablo Montero’s Brother Javier Shows Off His Boyfriend, Chaps
By Alex Alvarez at 10:48 AM.
While singer and actor Pablo Montero is busy birthing babies and getting photographed by moody prostitutes, his brother, Javier, is dating cowboys with sexy mustaches and changing the content of Spanish-language tabloids.
10 August 2009
Pablo Montero Has Second Child With Stripper Raquel Piedra
By Alex Alvarez at 2:49 PM.
Raquel Piedra, an exotic dancer from Costa Rica, announced that she had given brith to Montero’s child some time ago, then disappeared. She’s now come back to let everyone know that, hi, he got all up in her uterus a second time.
6 August 2009
Follow Your Heart: Brenda Liz Perez, The Prostitute Involved With Pablo Montero, Wants To Be An Actress And Calendar Model
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Brenda Liz has her sights set on becoming an actress to rival the likes of Meryl Streep, Penelope Cruz and Tara Reid. She’s also received an offer to participate in a calendar of her very own.
28 July 2009
Pablo Montero Has A New Girlfriend Named Pamela Who Is Clearly A Downgrade From Mariluchi
By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.
We’re beginning to see why Pablo Montero would hire a prostitute to dance in his hotel room while throwing him the stink eye. His current girlfriend, an Argentine model named Pamela, is soooo nasty!
Mariluchi - Or Dulce, Or Brenda Liz - Was Prostituting Herself For Pablo Montero, Says Friend. Also: Pablo’s Uncensored Nude Pics Have Been Leaked.
By Alex Alvarez at 11:36 AM.
The woman who described herself as a dancer named Brenda Liz and, alternately, as a stripper named Dulce, is actually a prostitute named Mariluchi. Ah, The Three Faces of Skeeve.
27 July 2009
Brendalis Perez Is Pablo Montero’s Tiny Dancer
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
Brendalis Perez, the self-described exotic dancer better known as “Dulce,” chatted with Don Franciso about the events surrounding the nude photo she took of actor and singer Pablo Montero while he was sleeping.
25 July 2009
Pablo Montero Doesn’t Want You To See Him Drink, Oddly Has No Problem Being Seen Wearing Rhinestone Tops
By Alex Alvarez at 1:39 PM.
Pablo Montero was able to put aside the personal and public turmoil of having his member covered by a large and somewhat sarcastic frowning face and being dropped from his record label long enough to perform at a concert in Houston this week.
24 July 2009
Pablo Montero Dropped By Record Label Following Nude Photo Scandal
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Following his alleged $1,750 “dance” with a stripper-or-possibly-prostitute named Dulce, singer Pablo Montero has been let go by Univision records.
23 July 2009
Pablo Montero Plans On Suing Sweet, Sweet Dulce
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Pablo Montero is reportedly planning to sue Dulce, the “dancer” who says she took pictures of him sleeping in the nude after he refused to pay her upwards of one thousand dollars for 4 or 5 hours of “dancing.”
22 July 2009
Meet Dulce, Pablo Montero’s Vengeful Prostitute Friend
By Alex Alvarez at 4:14 PM.
Gaze, Guanababies, upon the angelic face of Dulce, the woman responsible for taking naked cell phone pictures of singer Pablo Montero after he allegedly refused to pay her $1,750 for her services.
8 July 2009
Pablo Montero’s Brother, Javier, Is Out, Proud And Has Mad Makeup Skillz
By Alex Alvarez at 6:30 PM.
Pablo Montero’s brother, Javier, is speaking candidly about being a queer, gay man who loves dressing up like a ladyperson.
3 March 2009
Pablo Montero “Accosts” Super-Annoying Reporter After She Asks About His Costa Rican Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 5:45 PM.
Mexican singer and actor Pablo Montero threw a hissy fit in an airport when an incredibly tenacious reporter questioned him incessantly about his illegitimate child in Costa Rica. Pablo, who is no stranger to controversy and (sniffff, sniffle) run-ins with the law, tried to be patient with the reporter until he eventually lost his temper.
