2 June 2009

Guanabee Guide: Getting To Know Our Various Latino Oprahs

By Alex Alvarez at 4:15 PM.

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Did you know that Cutié is known as “Father Oprah?” Man, it seems like we have more Oprahs than anyone. Let’s check them out, shall we?

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1 June 2009

Dennis Leary Defends Padre Alberto Cutié And Gay Marriage

By Cindy Casares at 11:00 AM.

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27 May 2009

Padre Alberto Cutié Is Already Living With Ruhama - Whose Relationship With The Paparazzi Is Becoming More Suspect

By Alex Alvarez at 10:46 AM.

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Previously, Father Alberto Cutié had announced on his official website that he would take a “spiritual retreat” in light of his dalliances with Ruhama Canellis. That retreat is taking place at television producer Nely Galán’s Venice Beach home, with Ruhama Cannelis in tow.

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Ruhama Canellis, Lorenzo Gonzalez & Padre Cutié Chilling Before The Scandal Broke

By Alex Alvarez at 10:45 AM.

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21 May 2009

Tommy Mottola & Thalia Help Out Padre Alberto

By Nacomprende at 4:10 PM.

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20 May 2009

News Anchors Are Delighted, Pissed That Ruhama Canellis Met With Paparazzo Lorenzo Gonzalez

By Alex Alvarez at 1:27 PM.

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The hosts of La Tijera feel betrayed by Padre Alberto Cutié, especially after viewing pictures of Ruhama Canellis out and about with paparazzo Lorenzo Gonzalez. Are Cutié, Canellis and Gonzalez all plotting together? Let’s put hoist our heaving breasts to our chin and attempt to figure this all out.

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People Magazine Just Found Out Padre Cutié Exists, Is Lame

By Alex Alvarez at 12:52 PM.

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TVnotas Asks Padre Alberto Cutié Why It Is That Ruhama Canellis Is So Chummy With The Paparazzi

By Alex Alvarez at 11:41 AM.

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TVnotas, the weekly that first ran the photos of Padre Alberto Cutié and long-time girlfriend Ruhama Canellis getting sand in unfortunate places, has asked the disgraced priest why it is, exactly, that his girlfriend seems so chummy with the paparazzo who snapped the photos.

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19 May 2009

Ruhama Canellis May Have Tipped Off TVnotas About Padre Alberto Cutié Affair

By Alex Alvarez at 4:26 PM.

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Well, well. It would appear that Ruhama Canellis, Padre Alberto Cutié’s beach buddy, - the woman he supposedly loves and was (eventually) willing to ruin his reputation and career for - may have had something to do with the photos of the two that appeared in TVnotas.

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Cristina Talks To TVnotas Editors About Padre Alberto Cutié’s Public Display Of Nalgadas

By Alex Alvarez at 2:36 PM.

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On the glamorous and informative El Show de Cristina, Cristina sat down with the editors of TVnotas, the publication that first brought us the now infamous images of Padre Albert Cutié feeling up Ruhama Canellis on a Florida beach.

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Padre Cutié And Ruhama Canellis’ Date Night

By Alex Alvarez at 2:33 PM.

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18 May 2009

Padre Alberto Sounds Pretty Cocky On Univision

By Cindy Casares at 4:39 PM.

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We caught part four of “Confessiones De Padre Alberto” on Univision last night and, is it us, or does Padre Alberto Cutié sound kind of cocky about his transgressions with girlfriend Ruhama Canellis?

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13 May 2009

Padre Alberto Photos With Another Woman Could End All This Father Cutié Love

By Cindy Casares at 1:15 PM.

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In a new interview with TV Notas, Padre Alberto Cutié says he wants to marry his lady love in the Anglican Church. But we’re hearing there might be another woman.

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11 May 2009

Padre Alberto Even Hotter In English

By Cindy Casares at 3:02 PM.

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Padre Alberto Cutié made his first English-language TV appearance since getting caught with his hand down the pants of a lady friend on a Miami beach last week. On CBS’ The Early Show this morning, he said all the same shit he said last week, but with a Spanish accent. Which made it twice as sinful.

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Padre Cutié Poll Reveals Catholics Are Over The Celibacy Thing, But Would People Support An Ugly Priest?

By Cindy Casares at 9:03 AM.

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Four hundred Catholics in the Miami area were polled over the weekend about whether or not they agree with the Roman Catholic Church’s celibacy rule for priests and guess what? 74% think priests should be able to get their rocks off with another person.

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9 May 2009

Padre Alberto Cutié Speaks To Univision & The Miami Herald

By Cindy Casares at 2:59 PM.

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Padre Alberto and his dreamy blue eyes appeared on Univision last night in an excerpt of a full interview with co-anchor Teresa Rodriguez that will air Tuesday night regarding this crazy canoodling-with-a-woman-on-the-beach thing.

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8 May 2009

Ruhama Canellis Is Father Alberto Cutié’s Possible Love Interest

By Alex Alvarez at 3:16 PM.

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Ruhama Canellis has been identified as possibly being the woman photographed with Father Alberto Cutié on a Florida beach.

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7 May 2009

Padre Cutié Old Man Brawl Video!

By Cindy Casares at 3:51 PM.

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We knew we could count on Rick Sanchez for some Miami insider chisme journalism about his pal Father Alberto Cutié. Rick pulled out the big CNN guns today and got a hold of this video of the old man “brawl” that we mentioned earlier.

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Padre Alberto Rally In Miami Turns Into Old Man Brawl

By Cindy Casares at 12:45 PM.

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About 6o supporters of Padre Alberto Cutié were rallying this morning in front of his church in Miami when 69 year-old metiche, Jose Soler, who was on his way home from the bank, decided to stop in and criticize Father Albert. This led 81 year-old Felix Claro to push Soler to the ground! And cut his finger! The crowd [...]

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6 May 2009

Rick Sanchez Defends His Buddy Padre Alberto Cutié

By Cindy Casares at 5:46 PM.

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Proving that all Cubans DO know each other, despite Judge Alex’s protests to the contrary, CNN’s Rick Sanchez spent time on his show today defending “a friend of [his],” Father Alberto Cutié or “Father Albert,” as Rick calls him.

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