17 September 2009

PANAMANIAC!: Unknown Creature Beaten To Death By Teenagers In Panama

By Alex Alvarez at 1:21 PM.

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A yet-unidentified creature has been discovered in Cerro Azul, Panama. A group of four teenagers raging from age 14 through 16 were startled by a five-foot tall fleshy, humanoid specimen, which emerged from a cave and began climbing rocks towards them.

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13 July 2009

Get To Know Your Dictator: Manuel Noriega

By Jack Tomas at 9:42 AM.

Friday was the 20th anniversary of the Manuel Noriega’s conviction on drug trafficking and assholishness charges in Miami. Get to know him better.

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10 July 2009

Pierde La Cabeza: Mexican Coach Kicks Opposing Player In Balls

By Alejandro Paz at 12:39 PM.

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At last night’s Gold Cup match between Panama and Mexico at Reliant Stadium in Houston, Panamanian player, Ricardo Phillips dribbled out of bounds and Aguirre drop kicked his loafer towards Phillips disrupting the play. It looks like Aguirre may have missed the pelota and instead kicked some huevos. Check the video.

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11 May 2009

Sadface: Panamanian Badonkadonks Not As Badonkadonk As Once Thought

By Alejandro Paz at 2:18 PM.

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The Panamanian women’s cricket team’s asstastic photos that swept the internet in a spanking blaze last week were photoshopped.

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8 May 2009

Ode To Ri-donk-ulous Nalgas At Panamanian Cricket Game

By Pachanga at 3:08 PM.

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30 January 2009

“Save The Rainforest” Totally Not Cool Anymore, Say Scientists

By Camilla Rowan at 3:45 PM.

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Saving the rainforests has long been a pet cause of environmentalists, but now some scientists are coming forward and saying “fuck ‘em.”
A new debate on the role of ancient rainforests in world ecology and global warming has sprung up, with some sides arguing that the fast growing new-growth forests in South America are just [...]

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