WednesdayMay282008

What’s more fun than dating someone who’s been pretty public about wanting to get away from your ass? Having your dad push him away by being creepy! Or dating someone who makes you wear a Nixon mask and tutu...

MondayMay192008

Poor Jessica Simpson. Not only did she have to watch heryounger sister marry that fungal infection known as Pete Wentz (totes jeals!), but while Ashlee was off playing Spin the Bottle during her honeymoon, Jessica had to vacation with...

MondayMay192008

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and their hair irons were married this past Saturday in Los Angeles in what seems to be the most awkward wedding ceremony ever: Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier...

FridayMay162008

Tony Romo still insists that he did, in fact, dump Jessica Simpson like a massive turd after a big dinner at Tony Roma’s, despite her people’s insistence that the two are still together. A purported friend of Tony’s says...

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