Pablo Montero, nude sleeper and alleged potted plant molester, took a little time away from grossing everyone out to celebrate his son’s 2nd birthday.
5 November 2009
Michael Lohan Releases Audio Of Lindsay Falling Apart, Wins Award For Worst Dad Ever
By Cindy Casares at 11:09 AM.
3 November 2009
14 October 2009
See? Pablo Montero Has A Human Side, Celebrates The Birthday Of The One Son He Doesn’t Ignore
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
1 October 2009
Anita Tedaldi Returned Her Adopted South American Baby Because The Two Could Not Bond
By Alex Alvarez at 5:38 PM.
A mother named Anita Tedaldi wrote about her experience with adoption, describing her painful decision to give up her adopted son, referred to only as “D,” because she could not manage to bond with him.
29 September 2009
Lourdes Is Going To Be The Next Madonna, Says Madonna
By Alex Alvarez at 5:22 PM.
Madonna said she believes her daughter can be “anything she wants to be,” as long as that something is somehow related to the entertainment industry.
27 September 2009
Fun Facts From Florida: Marcy Pappalardo Tried To Sell Child For Gas Money
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
Florida is known for its oranges, its theme parks and for having quite a lot of very loud, very angry Cubans. But the Sunshine State has so much more to offer! Join us as we take a look at America’s forgotten cultural mecca.
16 September 2009
Bobbi Kristina And Whitney Houston’s Relationship Has Us Wondering Whether It’s A Good Idea To Be Your Kid’s “Best Friend”
By Alex Alvarez at 4:39 PM.
Bobbi Kristina chimed in on Oprah’s much-anticipated (by Oprah) interview with her mom, Whitney Houston, and shared that the two are like “best friends” and “sisters.” Good idea?
3 September 2009
Stranger Slaps Crying Child At Wal*Mart
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Sixty-one-year-old Roger Stephens cannot abide crying children who go undisciplined by their parents, especially when he’s trying to do some quality shopping at his local Wal*Mart. So he did what any person would do and slapped the crap out of a baby.
10 August 2009
Pablo Montero Has Second Child With Stripper Raquel Piedra
By Alex Alvarez at 2:49 PM.
Raquel Piedra, an exotic dancer from Costa Rica, announced that she had given brith to Montero’s child some time ago, then disappeared. She’s now come back to let everyone know that, hi, he got all up in her uterus a second time.
5 August 2009
31 July 2009
29 July 2009
Jennifer Lopez Out With Her Stepgremlins In Disney
By Alex Alvarez at 2:15 PM.
J to the L O took her stepkids and her pet chihuahua out for a day of fun at Disneyland in California
21 July 2009
Jennifer Lopez Denies Her Kids Balloons, Joy
By Alex Alvarez at 4:04 PM.
Jennifer Lopez turned down balloons for her kids because she’s a strict Latina mom who understands kids are hellbent on killing themselves.
20 July 2009
Bilingual Kids: So Hot (Uh…) Right Now
By Alex Alvarez at 5:33 PM.
Move along, adopted-children-named-after-metal-bands-and-geographic-formations, there’s a new trendy celebrity child in town! Bilingual children are so in, especially if you wrap them in a Snuggie and pop them into a green tote bag.
15 July 2009
Oldest Mom Maria del Carmen Bousada Dies At Age 69
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
A Spanish woman named Maria del Carmen Bousada, widely considered the oldest woman to have given birth, has died at age 69, leaving behind a pair of two year old twins. Shocking, really.
24 June 2009
Sofia Vergara’s Son Does Not Want To Sleep With Her, Ok?
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
Fun fact of the day: Sofia Vergara’s 18-year-old son, Manolo, is adorable. Another fact: Spanish-language tabloids are kind of creepy when it comes to interviewing mothers about their teenage children.
18 June 2009
Liv Tyler Learned A Valuable Lesson: Let Abuelitas Yell At Their Kids, Lest They Yell At You
By Alex Alvarez at 11:43 AM.
Liv Tyler learned the hard way that it is best not to meddle in the way other people choose to rear their children. Especially if those other people happen to be abuelitas wearing those little round 90s sunglasses.
17 June 2009
Kate Gosselin Spanks Daughter. Are You Horrified? Are You Awake?
By Alex Alvarez at 10:31 AM.
InTouch magazine’s cover story this week is about Kate Gosselin “hitting” one of her 5-year-old sextuplets, Leah, and “losing control.” All this over a spanking? Are we odd for thinking the magazine is overreacting?
8 May 2009
Parents Are Debating Swine Flu Parties To Get Their Kids Sick On Purpose
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
Did your mom ever get you to play with a chicken pox carrier on purpose? Ours did, we think. Anyway, we got it from our pinche cousin and man did it SUCK. Well, now some parents are talking about getting their kids together to infect one another with the swine flu.
