If you want to see a puritanical side of Brazil, try selling some beer there.
26 February 2010
15 February 2010
Paris Hilton Makes Sure The Beer Works In Brazil: A Photo Essay
By Cindy Casares at 9:13 AM.
Paris Hilton is in Rio right now promoting Devassa beer. Hilarity ensues.
27 December 2009
Fotopost: You’re Making A Big Mistake, Piers
By Fidel Martinez at 2:47 PM.
British celebrity Piers Morgan fake-marries Paris Hilton in Las Vegas to promote his television program on ITV1. We wonder if he got an STD when he placed the ring on her finger.
8 July 2009
Cristiano Ronaldo Is Plagued By Gay Rumors And Has A Dead Dad, Says Spanish-Language Tabloid For No Reason
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
TVyNovelas is revealing some less than savory details about Cristiano Ronaldo’s life and family. For example: Did you know he’s the biological father of Michael Jackson’s children?
16 June 2009
Paris Hilton And Cristiano Ronaldo: The Texts That Launched A Thousand Shits
By Alex Alvarez at 10:35 AM.
Paris Hilton is keeping relatively mum about her new, disgusting relationship (more like FELLATIONSHIP) with animatronic Ken doll, Cristiano Ronaldo. We have managed, however, to retrieve text messages the two have sent to one another.
12 June 2009
Photos Of Cristiano Ronaldo & Paris Hilton Moments Before They Got A Room
By Cindy Casares at 6:45 PM.
Paris Hilton climbed all over soccer/tanning phenom Cristiano Ronaldo Wednesday night. Here is the ugly evidence.
Paris Hilton & Cristiano Ronaldo Hook Up Pictures
By Cindy Casares at 6:44 PM.
11 June 2009
Saunter Of Shame: Cristiano Ronaldo Hooked Up With Paris Hilton
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Cristiano Ronaldo is taking his penis on a tour of California, which, as any good tourist knows, is not complete without a trip to La Brea Tar Pits. Which is precisely why he hooked up with one Paris Hilton.
20 May 2009
The Band-Aid Crotch Del Día Is Paris Hilton!
By Cindy Casares at 5:12 PM.
Paris Hilton flashed her crotch during the Dsquared2 Grand Opening party in Cannes revealing the tiniest pasty of a panty shield between her and the world and that’s why she’s Guanabee’s Band-Aid Crotch Del Día.
