Sometimes we just like to bounce in the club where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn. Welcome to Ibiza, bienvenidos a Ibiza. We know you’re wishing you were engulfed in some hot, sweaty, drug-fueled, dirty, fuck dancing with the hottest hotness in the world. Check the pics.
19 August 2009
14 May 2009
People En Español Did Not Invite Us To Their “50 Mas Bellos” Party
By Alex Alvarez at 2:05 PM.
People en Español threw a party for their “50 Mas Bellos.” And, oh, was it ever a beautiful affair full of artificial lips under ringlets of artificial hair curling around artificial faces batting artificial lashes! We’re sure our invitation just got lost in the mail.
3 March 2009
26 February 2009
Jennifer Lopez Throws Lavish Party For Twins, Does Not Make Up For The Fact That Both Took After Marc
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
Jennifer Lopez’s womb crumpets have finally turned one year old. A whole year of being alive, swathed in cashmere and Swarovski diamonds and being utterly nanny-less and naturally conceived through COITUS! J-Lo celebrated all this by throwing twins Emme and Max a circus-themed party.
