Paula Goodspeed, Paula Abdul’s alleged stalker, was found dead — apparently of a drug overdose — in her car in front of the “American Idol” host’s home. Which is, frankly, embarrassing. Also embarrassing? The troubled young woman was a...

So last night the David-off happened on American Idol between David Archuleta and David Cook. And although we have to wait till tonight to find out officially who won, the judges pretty much gave it away when the put...

According to her publicist, Paula Abdul’s drunken buffoonery on “American Idol” was not a result of her being drunk. Even though she was drunk: Paula Abdul was not drunk at Tuesday night’s American Idol, despite a TMZ.com report that...

We had posted this as part of a Watchando but, honestly? It’s too wonderful not to merit its very own post. Paula Abdul is on something. Vodka? Vicodin? Venereal disease? Whatever it is, it is making he all sorts...

Someone in New York is making subway posters into works of art and not just a place to rest your eyes while a man defecates on the platform beside you. [Gawker] Christina Aguilera defends her hideous fashion choices and...

“American Idol” is pretty much a festering, simmering slop of pop culture references and post-modern trainwreck-reality-TV-disguised-as-a-talent-search, served with a dash of garlic salt, so we think it’s pretty apt that “The Soup” should deem it fit to cover. They...

• Beyond the Barrio Lite: ‘Obama Slut’ swings to Hillary Clinton’s camp. Seems those 15 minutes were just about up. [TMZ] • A former model for J. Lo’s clothing line is the love interest in a mindless Jason Statham...

Poor Paula Abdul. She works so hard (sniffle) and she gets so screwed over (snot, snot) and it’s just not fair (gasp)! She was supposed to choreograph, design the clothing and design the dolls for the new Bratz movie...

• The Today Show says white is the new black. We thought Mexicans were. [Today Show] • Almodovar wants to work in English. Let’s hope it works out better than Antonio Banderas and Penelope Cruz. Cuz it’s three strikes...

We’d like to take this opportunity to point out, on the eve of the launch of Paula Abdul’s new reality show, “Hey Paula,” that she may or may not be Latin. We’re not sure. According to Wikipedia, her parents...