18 September 2009

Paula Abdul Imitated Ellen Degeneres On VH1. Not That She’s Insecure About Being Replaced Or Anything.

By Cindy Casares at 10:48 AM.

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Paula Abdul impersonated Ellen Degeneres onTV last night and it totally didn’t come off as an awkward or sad expression of her insecurity.

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5 August 2009

Victoria Beckham To Replace Paula Abdul On American Idol?

By Alejandro Paz at 10:33 PM.

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Paula Abdul Is Leaving American Idol

By Alex Alvarez at 10:25 AM.

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30 April 2009

Paula Abdul Sat On Mexican Gardener As Victim Of The Brüno Influence-a

By el smrtmnky at 5:46 PM.

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American Idol judge and avowed non-resident of Doll Valley, Paula Abdul succumbed to the embarassing viral powers of Sacha Baron Cohen’s gay Austrian alter ego, Brüno. Symptoms include flush face, sitting on Mexicans, and slurred speech. No one really noticed until about now.
Here is the radio interview where Paula describes how she got punk’d by [...]

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12 March 2009

God Lets The Sun Go Down On American Idol’s Jorge Nuñez

By Cindy Casares at 4:16 PM.

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Puerto Rican hairboy Jorge Nuñez was eliminated from American Idol last night because God hates Puerto Ricans. Plus, Jorge once sang Elton John’s “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” which is like daring God to hit you with a bolt of lightning.

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10 December 2008

Paula Abdul Blames “American Idol” Producers For Role In Stalker Paula Goodspeed’s Suicide

By Alex Alvarez at 1:15 PM.

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