We’d previously covered Penelope Cruz’s summer line for Mango stores and came to the conclusion that the clothes were beautiful, pricey and probably looked best on Penelope Cruz. Still, her line is the only one “designed” by a celebrity...

Vicky Christina Barcelona, Woody Allen’s newest excuse to work with Scarlett Johansson that also co-stars Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, premiered in Los Angeles yesterday where apparently everyone was, like, on their period. Bardem and Cruz, who reportedly have...

We’ve realized we haven’t had quite enough sexy pan flute music around here lately. And we shall remedy that immediately! First, we get news that Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are planning to announce their engagement, like, any second...

German newspaper, Bild, apparently fabricated an interview with actress Penelope Cruz, in which they quoted her lazy ass as saying: “Sometimes I feel like not wanting anything to do with sex, just as much as I would like to...

Penelope Cruz’s summer collection for Spanish retail chain Mango is out and it looks pretty gosh darn cute. We love the nautical theme it takes and think it looks pretty wearable. Or, uh. At least it appears wearable when...

Rumors are swirling anew that Salma Hayek is getting married to her gazillionaire baby Daddy, François-Henri Pinault: Influmedia.com reports that the 41-year-old Mexican native said yes to her long-time boyfriend, and plans are underway for a ceremony that will...

Woody Allen and the cast of his latest film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, were on hand to not discuss anything interesting about their movie in Cannes: Allen brushed aside a question about whether it was true that Spanish directors were...

Just like all our trips abroad, Scarlett Johansson (Christina) and Rebecca Hall (Not Christina) spend their trip to Barcelona deeply immersing themselves in Spanish culture Javier Bardem and/or Penelope Cruz. In fact, “people having sex” seems to be the...

Look at Ben Kingsley’s bald head! That man’s scalp is like a smooth, sexy hard boiled egg. Oh. Penelope Cruz’s boobs were also in this scene. We guess. Oh Ben! In the film, Penelope is a student who has...

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are not allowed to whisper thweet nothings into one another’s ears and date happily as they jump from country to country. Unacceptable! Everyone must get married, NOW: Penelope Cruz and recent Oscar winning actor...

Jessica Alba smiles, Devil stocks up on Old Navy fleece jackets. [PopSugar] For his birthday, Kevin Federline got a load to the face. [A Socialite’s Life] Sienna Miller is engaged to a sheepdog. Or Rhys Ifans. We can’t really...

Greedy child-hoarder Penelope Cruz says she would like to adopt twenty children. Probably so their teensy little hands can sew up a batch of her Mango clothing: “I’d love to have kids. Maybe I’ll adopt about 20 children -...

Stars: They’re just like us! Penelope Cruz would like you to know she also stands by the kitchen sink at night, when the house is quiet, wiping away tears and wondering how she could have possibly downed an entire...

Justin Timberlake apparently plays him own damn self in his upcoming movie with Jessica Alba, The Love Guru. [Daily Mail] Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: Not just a fling! Because no one introduces a fuck buddy to their parents,...

Well The Oscars, not unlike a cold sore, struck us full-force once again and this year’s was probably among the most boring ever. Jon Stewart is no Billy Crystal or Steve Martin. Raising one’s eyebrows while looking uncomfortable does...

Moss-gathering Rolling Stone, Keith Richards, thinks Amy Winehouse needs to “get her act together.” Sounds like our favorite chola is going to have to cut a bitch. [Reuters] Salma Hayek will suffocate you in her bosom if you try...

Penelope Cruz is really looking forward to growing old and getting one of those frightening, wrinkly vagina necks: Cruz, 33, appeared Sunday at the Berlin film festival to promote fellow Spaniard Isabel Coixet’s “Elegy,” in which Cruz stars as...

Woody Allen surrounds himself with more beautiful actresses than is fair for a man who looks like a very tiny, bespectacled penis by working with both Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in the upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which was...

Not content to let boyfriend and fellow Spaniard Javier Bardem hog all the Oscar nominations, actress Penelope Cruz is set to voice a guinea pig in the upcoming G-Force movie: Spanish actress Penelope Cruz has signed on to lend...

Spanish actress Penelope Cruz has lost her digital camera and gained a lawyer who will probably sue you if you somehow manage to get your hands on it and decide to publish whatever it contains. Like photos of her...

Penelope and Monica Cruz’s latest line for Spanish store “Mango” looks straight-up like something out of “Benetton” circa 1992. Let’s break it down: The heavy brows, primary colors, coochie cutters and red lipstick? The fact that they look more...

Some people who watched Eduardo Cruz’s video for “Cosas Que Contar” thought they caught sisters Penelope and Monica Cruz swapping spit. Well, those people would be wrong. About as wrong as, say, using your more famous sisters’ sexuality and...

Spanish actors and alleged co-habitators Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz were spotted bathing in the azure waves off Brazil. How romantic. We’re sure our invitation to join them has just gotten lost in the mail. Today in New York:...

Spanish actors Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are rubbing their jamón, jamónes together in Penelope’s West Hollywood home. Aw, good for you, Penny. It’s nice to have a man around the house, isn’t it? Who else is going to...

Spanish director Pedro Almodovar is pairing up with actress Penelope Cruz once again: According to Almodovar, “Broken Hugs” (Los Abrazos Rotos) will feature Cruz, Blanca Portillo and Lluis Homar. You know, we’d never before noticed what a dumb-sounding word...

There are quite a few clichés in journalism that we’ve always found a little grating: Lumping women who are both normal-size and overweight as “voluptuous,” “full-figured” or “womanly.” Describing, for that matter, every swell and curve on a woman’s...

Penelope Cruz received an award at last night’s Spanish Institute’s Gold Medal Gala, held in New York City. Our invitation probs got lost in the mail. While she swathed herself in yards of electric blue fabric and a big,...

Penelope Cruz and that other one her sister, Monica, are set to star in the music video for their brother Eduardo’s new song, “Cosas Que Contar.” Cute! They will be playing porn stars. Somehow less cute! Now, we’re not...

When Penelope Cruz isn’t busy “designing” clothes or making a savory love paella with Javier Bardem, she’s posing for the cover of Vogue’s holiday issue with bull fighters in tight pants. But only because we were unavailable. In the...

Mango, the Spanish retail chain, opened its SoHo location today. Just in time for hordes of crazed shoppers to trample one another whilst they do their holiday shopping: Spanish cheap-chic chain Mango has really exerted its presence in Soho...

Director, writer, actor and daughter-marrier Woody Allen is shooting his latest film in Barcelona with Spanish actor Javier Bardem. The film allows Allen yet another opportunity to try and fool audiences into thinking attractive women, like Scarlett Johansson and...

• A very scary man analyzes Penelope Cruz’s cousin’s boobs. [Drunken Stepfather] • Cycle nine (what happened to seasons?) of “America’s Next Top Model” premieres tonight and we don’t see any Latinas on the roster. Guess we’re out of...

• A new bill in Venezuela proposes to limit choices for newborns’ names to a list of 100. Hugo Chavez won’t be content until he has his constituents tied up like this. [Ed. Note: NSFW!!] [New America Media] •...

Due to a late-summer denouement in Latino celebrity news (i.e., Noelia’s chocha and Thalía’s impregnation are entertaining for only so long), People En Español has released its best and worst dressed list of 2007. The best dressed half of...

Exchanging pitchforks and torches for nasty comments and negative poll results, Barcelona residents want to drive Woody Allen out of town after their city and regional governments pledged to foot 10% of the budget for his latest flick, a...

• Wrong in the name of all that is holy: Picklesickles are coming. [Austin-American Statesman, Picklesickle MySpace] • Penelope Cruz steals Bono, replaces him with Robin Williams. [Allie Is Wired] • Christina Aguilera canceled some shows because she’s sick,...

In the midst of all this boring, political unrest, Lossip does not fail to stay the course by unearthing an important story to us all: Penelope Cruz’s little sister Monica may be way hotter than Penelope. Their comparison of...

• The Today Show says white is the new black. We thought Mexicans were. [Today Show] • Almodovar wants to work in English. Let’s hope it works out better than Antonio Banderas and Penelope Cruz. Cuz it’s three strikes...

Remember when we posted news of Penelope Cruz delaying a flight from Newark to Barcelona because she suffered a panic attack and deplaned? The “Volver” star denies that was the case, saying she left only because other passengers did...

The New York Post’s receptacle for gossip brings us two stories featuring famous women who are a bit off these days. Spanish star Penelope Cruz reportedly delayed a flight from Newark to Barcelona for an hour and 40 minutes...

Horrified at Maxim’s Top 100 For 2007 list in which the über straight, boy mag named Lindsey Lohan as their #1 hottest woman in the world, (What’s the prob? Passing out on your steering wheel is totally fucking hot),...