20 October 2009
8 September 2009
20 August 2009
Penelope Cruz Wears Unflattering Dress To German Premier Of Broken Embraces
By Nacomprende at 2:43 PM.
Penelope Cruz Broken Embraces Berlin Photo Gallery
By Nacomprende at 2:38 PM.
5 August 2009
Penelope Cruz Broken Embraces Premiere Gallery Photos
By Nacomprende at 2:16 PM.
Penelope Cruz Is Pregnant After All
By Alex Alvarez at 9:58 AM.
And here we thought, no, Penelope’s just got a case of the salty bloats and people should lay off and let her eat extra helpings of paella if she wanted. But, nope. Turns out she actually is pregnant.
4 August 2009
15 July 2009
Penelope Cruz’s Ugly Ring On Her Left Hand Indicates She Must Be Engaged!
By Alex Alvarez at 12:15 PM.
13 July 2009
9 July 2009
8 July 2009
Iiiiinteresting: Penelope Cruz Wants Kids, Does Not Want A Husband
By Alex Alvarez at 5:45 PM.
Penelope Cruz, whose next cinematic masterpiece is a G-Force, a film about fighting rodents, says she is a very maternal person and would love to, someday, be a mom to her own little Sienne McKenzie or Sunshine Chai Latte.
17 June 2009
16 June 2009
Salma Hayek And Penelope Cruz Join The Short List Of Creepy Latino Wax Sculptures
By Alex Alvarez at 4:05 PM.
Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are the latest celebrities to have their likenesses rendered in wax for the purpose of vaguely creeping out celebrity-obsessed tourists for years to come. The figures, once completed, will be displayed at the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Hollywood.
18 May 2009
Penelope Cruz Contracts Food Poisoning At Cannes, Inspires List Of What NOT To Do When At The Film Festival
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
Penelope Cruz has come down with a case of food poisoning and will be unable to promote both Abrazos Rotos and Nine at the Cannes International Film Festival. Quelle horreur.
6 May 2009
Javier Bardem Proposes To Penelope Cruz, She Responds, “Salma!”
By Alex Alvarez at 10:48 AM.
Penelope Cruz and boyfriend Javier Bardem are engaged! Again? The couple, who took care not to be photographed together when they attended Salma Hayek’s recent wedding in Venice, have reportedly decided that they’ll also give marriage a spin.
25 March 2009
Penelope Cruz Would Like You To Stop Asking Her About That Scarlett Johansson Kiss
By Alex Alvarez at 12:15 PM.
Penelope Cruz has participated in her fair share of erotic scenes, be they with women, men or armadillos in ill-fitting gaucho pants. In an interview with Italian mag Chi, Penelope says she has no problem doing sex scenes but confesses she’s fed up with being asked about her kiss with co-star (or “black hole”) Scarlett [...]
5 February 2009
Penelope Cruz Asks For A Blowjob On “The Tonight Show”
By Alex Alvarez at 10:39 AM.
When asked by “The Tonight Show” host Jay Leno whether or not she’s made any embarrassing mistakes while learning English, Penelope Cruz (seen here holding a giant, mutant penis) rambled incoherently before saying, at a hair salon, she once “mistakenly” asked for a blowjob instead of a blow dry.
