By now, we’re all familiar with such unnerving yet eternally fascinating bodily functions as “sharting” (an overachieving instance of flatulence) and “snarting” (a sneeze with a surprise) and “giving your boyfriend a rusty trombone at his parents’ house while...

Uh, so. Cindy reminded us that Thomas had mentioned he was, in fact, the owner of a penis. Or, technically, an enlarged clitoris that could be used to have intercourse. At the time, we didn’t really wonder what sort...

Fifteen years after famously cutting off her abusive husbands penis, Lorena Bobbitt gave an interview to “The Early Show.” Far from the stereotype of a hysterical wife, Lorena has moved on to a new marriage, two kids and a...

…But it happens to a lot of candies, we hear. Gummi Lighthouses: When Candy Design Goes Terribly, Hilariously Wrong [Joey deVilla]...

Naked Cuban actor William Levy is set to replace naked Argentine Sebastian Rulli in the play P.D. Tu Gato Ha Muerto, or “P.S. Your Cat Is Dead,” which sounds just like something out of a Hallmark card. The American...

If you’re anything like us, you’re probably starting to plan your annual summer trip to Iceland (Reykjavik ‘08, baby!). Why not take a break from stuffing your face with Þorramatur and stuff it instead with penis… knowledge. You probably...

Turns out the Sex and the City movie is long and kind of limp. According to one reviewer, it’s not exactly the thrill-a-minute fun fest you might be expecting in your Magnolia-frosting-and-Cosmo-fueled craze: You want a review? Watch the...

Police have arrested thirteen accused sorcerers in Congo after a series of shrunken penises led to a witch hunt and attempted lynchings. We’re surprised this didn’t end up a “Fun Facts From Florida!” post: Reports of so-called penis snatching...

Jennifer Esposito, who is on “Samantha Who” - that Christina Applegate show we’ve never seen - dropped by Conan O’Brien’s show to talk about her show, her mom, her Puerto Rican bikini and… her penis? By the way, the...

Have you ever wanted to send a facsimile of your own cock to somebody? You know, as a “gift”? Or perhaps make a nice paperweight molded after your own chocha? Well, a delightful company based in Hawaii will sell...

Confused about chocha puppets? Not sure what to accessorize that chocha candle and ladyparts sofa sitting in your living room? How about some dick? Etsy superstar knittingkneedle is to crotchet what Michelangelo was to marble, and he creates the...

At a recent concert for Las Fiestas de la Calle San Sebastian in his native Puerto Rico, Ricky Martin showed audience members what he’s working with. An acute case of constipation, it looks like, if he’s profuse sweating and...

Novela actor William Levy is launching a new perfume which probably smells like crap and will be overpriced and, you know, who cares, right? We care. Deeply. Because look at this kid. We would buy the gum off the...

The New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene is recommending that you not keep the chorizo in the casing. They have begun asking local organizations to spread the word to ethnic groups who are less likely to...