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9 November 2009
Marcelo’s Rockola: Live At The Las Vegas 2009 Latin Grammy Awards Pt 2
By Nacomprende at 3:30 PM.
Awww, it’s done! The Latin Grammys are finally over! Was Juan Gabriel drunk at the ceremony? Is David Bisbal’s hair as greasy as it looks? Why was “Rico Suave” Gerardo there?
6 November 2009
Marcelo’s Rockola: Live At The Las Vegas 2009 Latin Grammy Awards Pt 1
By Nacomprende at 9:16 AM.
It’s the 10th anniversary of the Latin Grammys and guess what? You’re coming with me! Is Enrique Iglesias really a puppet? Which ex-RBD parties like it’s 1999? Does El Gordo De Molina really look that gordo in person? Read on and find out!
31 August 2009
People En Español’s 25 Most Guapos Don’t Stand A Chance Next To Our 25
By Alex Alvarez at 1:05 PM.
The guys on People en Español’s “Cutest, Like, Ever” list are nice and all, but we thought we could come up with a better list of hot guys. So we did.
30 June 2009
Elvis Crespo Promised To Pose Naked If Chosen As One Of People En Español’s Más Bellos And They Chose Him Anyway
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
In a recent interview with People en Español itself, Elvis gleefully and maliciously promised to pose naked were he selected to be included on the list. Noooooooooo.
14 May 2009
People En Español Did Not Invite Us To Their “50 Mas Bellos” Party
By Alex Alvarez at 2:05 PM.
People en Español threw a party for their “50 Mas Bellos.” And, oh, was it ever a beautiful affair full of artificial lips under ringlets of artificial hair curling around artificial faces batting artificial lashes! We’re sure our invitation just got lost in the mail.
12 May 2009
Beauty Tips From People En Español’s Mas Bellos
By Alex Alvarez at 3:45 PM.
The 50 Most Beautiful Latinos in the Whole Wide World have some beauty tips to help you, the gullible, celebrity-obsessed Latino consumer, look just like they do.
7 May 2009
Cristian Castro Is Upset Over Not Being Among “Los 50 Mas Bellos” This Year. Luckily, He’s In Good Company.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:54 AM.
Cristian Castro - singer, happy cock, and god descended from Olympus - is upset that he was not included in People en Español’s annual list of the “50 Most Beautiful.” What’s a shame is that so many other worthy names have also been left off this list.
28 April 2009
People En Español Presents “Los 50 Mas Bellos.” Uh, Where Is The Guanabee Staff?
By Alex Alvarez at 11:00 AM.
It’s that time again! People en Español have released their annual list of “Los 50 Mas Bellos” with a whiz and a plop.
