Perez Hilton has released his first single, entitled “The Clap.” Our single, “Coño Man, What Kind Of Mierda Is This?” comes out next week on our debut album Awko Taco And The Guanababies. [Random Citations] Emilio Navaira’s brother says...

“Best Hispanic In The Whole Universe,” blogger Perez Hilton, stopped by “Martha Stewart” to discuss blogging and show off some much improved hair. (Nicely done, Perez.) Did you know he gets up every morning at precisely 3:57 A.M? Or...

Man, here we go. Terra named gossip blogger Perez Hilton their “Hispanic of the Year.”. But not before they named him “Most Powerful Gay Latino U.S.” Which is likely true, because Mr. Hispanic At The Disco over here is...

Gay, Latino boys, your day has come in the form of Perez Hilton spokesmodeling for Levi’s. (We know, we feel the same way about Ugly Betty.) Queerly called, “Unbuttoned” (cuz you guys can’t keep your pants on), the campaign...

God must be falling asleep on the watch or selling eight balls in Tampa because there is absolutely no way that Perez Hilton, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can all set foot in a church without spontaneously going up...

The only music we associate with Perez Hilton is the sound of a wet fart stifled by a pair of Day-Glo biker shorts, but that hasn’t kept three NYU grads from making a musical about his life. “In Touch”...

Last Friday was the launch of Perez Hilton’s clothing line, you guys! Did you buy tons of new hoodies and tampon holders featuring kittens shitting rainbows onto unicorns? Or Thomas Beatie flying through the sky with doves? Yeah, no...

Internationally renowned fashion designer and sometime blogger Perez Hilton’s line of clothing and accessories for Hot Topic comes out tomorrow. We know you’re positively cagando in your Hello Kitty panties over this, as does Perez, because he’s having a...

Ordinarily we’d feel really embarrassed for saying that in Episode 7 of “Viva Hollywood,” guest judge Perez Hilton’s appearance proved to be the most entertaining part of the entire season, but on a show where Maria Conchia Alonso is...

Have you ever wondered what a walrus fart sounds like? And, tangentially related question, have you ever wanted to hear Perez Hilton talk about affordable socks and rubber bands that will enhance your life? While describing himself as “blown...

Guns! Hearts! Cum dribble! Oh it’s everything we never wanted and less. Actually, we would probably wear the suspenders and the hot pink pants, but only because we’re self-loathing alcoholics with an obnoxious and insatiable need for attention. Which...

Perez Hilton is designing a line of clothing for Hot Topic. No, hey, wait. That’s not how you do it. You have to make sure the safety is off and then place it in your mouth, pointing towards your...

What happens when America’s foremost feminist icon and some gossip blogger get together in Washington D.C.? It’s up to you to tell us, because we’re too lazy / busy hating this world. Image via Gawker...

Oh Christ. Some other Latino blogger of which you may have heard, Perez Hilton, claims he made out with singer and professional grimacer John Mayer at Stereo in New York City. Perez, who was quick to point out: FYI:...

Perez Hilton is going to lose weight so he can jog shirtless this summer. We can’t empathize, Perez. We only jog toward deep fried Oreos. [Perez Hilton] One of Perez’s weight loss tips was to have all your food...

In a story that could only be true on the internet, Page Six is reporting that Mario Lavandeira aka Perez Hilton, is involved in some kind of underhanded seediness (no!) involving a young, supposedly hot, aspiring male blogger named...

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton is set to become even more rich than you, thanks to cementing his role as a tastemaker in the realm of pop music. And that taste? Probs deep fried Oreos. With gravy: Mr. Lavandeira has...

That other Cuban blogger from Miami, Perez Hilton, donned a Hello Kitty shower cap and faux fur coat as he sashayed down the red carpet at The Brit Awards. We’re not going to lie, this is exactly how we...

Posh Spice’s youngest condiment, Cruz Beckham, breakdanced in front of Madison Square Garden last night. Somewhere, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is feverishly working on The Robot. [dlisted] Avril Lavigne complains about paparazzi, while insisting on doing her shopping at Kitson. Babygirl,...

P*r*z H*lt*n is reporting that this pic was taken in Barack Obama’s Houston campaign headquarters. He is soooo hip, that Barry Hussein. Admittedly the conservative backlash is kind of making us wanna vote for Nader. Fill In The Blank...

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton is pretty ticked off that Latina magazine decided to feature Jessica Alba as their upcoming cover girl. Writes the rainbow-haired scribe: PerezHilton.com has learned that Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba is going to be...

Oddly-headed blogger and Celebrity Fit Club contestant Perez Hilton pooped his pants while on the treadmill. Wait… “Celebrity?” Bullshit. [Gawker] Speaking of which, the judge in a celebrity photo agency’s case against Perez for copyright infringement thinks his countersuit...

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Our favorite Cuban attention whore attended a very exclusive Dolly Parton listening party that only included about 12 people one of whom was Miss Parton herself. It’s clear from the guest list that some cunning publicist was trying to...

• Perez Hilton and Ross The Intern cross blog in East L.A. and we all get sucked into a scary vortex of PR synergy and dulce de leche. [YouTube] • West Hollywood totally has Vida Guerra’s back on this...

Rather than squat over it straight outta the gates, we’ll let the “Quote of the Day” from Perez Hilton speak for itself: I gotta meet [my fellow Cubano] Perez Hilton! I love what he’s done. He’s awesome. And you...

Perez Hilton stopped to horrify some TMZ paparazzi recently by talking to them for what seems like hours about a boring feud between him and “The Hills” pseudo-star Lauren Conrad in a video charmingly entitled, “Beef Curtains For LC.”...

Over the weekend, that bastion of journalistic integrity known as the New York Times and über-exposed gossip blogger Perez Hilton were just sitting in a tree. (We’ll let the darkest part of your imagination run wild with the second...

This week the New York Times churns out the same tired, “wow, a blogger is famous,” angle that everyone else is using to describe Perez Hilton’s “sudden meteoric rise to the top,” (i.e. a Vh1 special.) We were about...

• It’s also the ranking he got on Blender’s ‘Powergeek 25’ list for being a ‘tastemaker’ in indie music. We suggest you never taste anything Perez offers. [Perez Hilton] • Venezuela-raised folk singer Devendra Banhart covers Oasis hit “Don’t...

Recent circumstances have pushed gossip blogger Perez Hilton’s soft, fat underbelly into the light of our consciousness, forcing us to overcome our abhorrence of pee pee-caca jokes and make a statement. If you’re asking yourself, “Who the fuck is...

Phew! Turns out the rumor was wrong, and that network TV audiences will be spared from watching Perez Hilton host The View. Cable viewers, on the other hand, aren’t so lucky: today’s noontime announcement spread the news that Hilton—Jimmy...

In t-minus 10 minutes, self-proclaimed Queen of All Media Perez Hilton hits the ladies of The View with some big news. Rumor has it that Hollywood’s most notorious gossip blogger will announce his replacement of Rosie O’Donnell as one...