Following the success of the Sex and the City movie and the lack of success that is Jennifer Aniston’s career, a “Friends” movie is currently in talks. [Daily Mail] Speaking of “Sex and the City,” the column’s scribe, Candace...

All of Tyra Banks’ patented smiles look kind of like our “Holding In A Fart At An Office Party Smile.” Eva Mendes partied with Calvin Klein in Heath Ledger’s former building until they were kicked out by the landlord....

Pete Wentz’s bulldog, Hemingway, acted as ringbearer for his wedding and is now on suicide watch. [dlisted] Salma Hayek will touch your penis with her eyes. [A Socialite’s Life] Some tickets for the Sex and the City movie are...

Those stupid mojones Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz stole our idea for the themed wedding we would have if we were tacky enough to ever consider holding a themed wedding. Alice in Wonderland! Adding further to our pain, last...

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and their hair irons were married this past Saturday in Los Angeles in what seems to be the most awkward wedding ceremony ever: Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier...

“Real World: Brooklyn?” Why is everything about New York dead-set on forcing us to move to Hoboken? [NY Observer] More Beyonce pregnancy rumors! Because she’s fat and married, apparently. [Page Six] Rapper Remy Ma’s jailhouse wedding was postponed when...

Ashlee Olson Parker-Gellar or whatever is marrying Pete Wentz, that nice young girl who’s in some band? Or something: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a “top secret” location, a source close to the...

Remember Christina Milian? No? She sang that song about that thing and was in that movie with those people? Still nothing, huh? Well, she’s now appearing in an ad campaign for Op Clothing, which is currently available at your...

So Ashlee Simpson is totally not pregnant, right? Totally not! But say she was. Papa Joe thinks the baby photos would go for one million dollars. Because Papa Joe is a mustachiod villian from the 1800’s: A magazine source...

Well it looks like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding may be of the shotgun variety, and not because Ashlee’s family is a little hillbillyesque. She might be pregnant!: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and plans to get married next...

Ashlee Simpson is now engaged to Fallout Boy singer and internet penis-poster Pete Wentz. Oh, joy. Writes Ashlee on the “Friends of Enemies” website while giggling: We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and...