Ok, babies. Brush off your velour hotpants and make sure your hoop earrings are big enough for a chihuahua to use as a hula hoop because it is time to gather around and listen to Jennifer Lopez’s - no, sorry, Lola’s - new single with Pitbull.
7 October 2009
OMG: Gather ‘Round And Listen To “Fresh Out The Oven” - Jennifer Lopez’s New Single Featuring Pitbull
By Alex Alvarez at 1:52 PM.
23 September 2009
16 September 2009
Jennifer Lopez And Pitbull To Collaborate On Song, Minds To Be Blown
By Alex Alvarez at 2:52 PM.
Ok, ok, whatever. Make fun all you want. But the news that Pitbull is collaborating with Jennifer “Don’t Call Me J-Lo” Lopez on her next album makes us happy. Like, deliriously happy.
19 August 2009
Pitbull Receives The Key To Miami. Cue Game Of “You Know You’re From Miami When…”
By Alex Alvarez at 5:31 PM.
How’s this for a start: You know you’re from Miami when a drunk-ass fool who kills Dolphins gets the keys to your fair city and your first thought is “YEAH SON” and then you are immediately filled with self-loathing.
14 August 2009
Miami Dolphins’ New Fight Song By Pitbull And T-Pain Basically A Crime Against Humanity
By Chris Alonzo at 12:53 PM.
The Miami Dolphins are on a roll with their whole “throw everything at the wall and see what sticks” marketing strategy, enlisting the aide of famous Latinos and Floridians to boost their cred with the locals. But nothing — NOTHING — excuses this new fight song by native sons T-Pain and Pitbull.
13 July 2009
Pitbull Won’t Be Charged With DUI. Or With Anything, Ever.
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
Why doesn’t Pitbull ever have to face any sort of consequences for his actions? Is it because he totally bites so hard? So to speak.
