Alejandra Guzman, asstronaut, says she has lost a total of $1 million from her the botched cosmetic procedure performed on her glutes.
28 October 2009
26 October 2009
Alejandra Guzman To Publish Photos Of Her Botched Cosmetic Procedure
By Alex Alvarez at 1:37 PM.
Alejandra Guzman, voice of a generation, has claimed she will sell photos of the botched cosmetic procedure that left her with painful ass goiters.
21 October 2009
Exploding Plastic Inevitable: Male Celebrities And Plastic Surgery In Latin America
By Alex Alvarez at 3:53 PM.
Latinas aren’t the only ones who get to either tell us much too much information about their cosmetic procedures or slyly deny ever having gotten work done. Male celebrities whose fan base consist of Latinos can also join in on the fun!
Female Stars Weigh In On Alejandra Guzman’s Butt Troubles, Share Horror Stories Of Their Own
By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.
Ana Lilia Perez, another woman treated by Victoria de Albornoz who suffered lesions after surgery, has filed a suit of her own and claims she and Alejandra Guzman are not the only women who have suffered as a result of de Albornoz’s procedures.
19 October 2009
Alejandra Guzman Will Sue The Doctor Who Gave Her Heinous Butt Boils
By Alex Alvarez at 10:49 AM.
Alejandra Guzman and her butt are set to sue Valentina de Albornoz, the cosmetologist responsible for botching Guzman’s cosmetic ass procedure, resulting in an unsavory growth and painful surgery.
13 October 2009
Maybe Alejandra Guzman’s Butt Doctor Is To Blame For Her Gross Affliction After All
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Alejandra Guzman’s ass troubles remain a mystery. And now it sort of sounds like she was injected with motor oil in a darkened alley. Let her folly be a lesson to you.
29 September 2009
3 August 2009
Co-Worker To Co-Worker: “What You Doing For Lunch? Wanna Get A Facelift?”
By Nacomprende at 4:44 PM.
22 July 2009
If Michelle Rodriguez Got Implants, We’re Going To Go Berate A Male Stripper So Help Us God
By Alex Alvarez at 1:33 PM.
Dr. Robert Rey, probably best known to some of you by his gang name: “Dr. 90210,” says he believes actress / stripper hater Michelle Rodriguez got a breast augmentation. Nooooooooo!
10 June 2009
14 May 2009
20 April 2009
Fun Trend That Will Kill You: “Pumping Parties” Popular Among Latinas, Trannies
By Alex Alvarez at 4:10 PM.
There has been a recent spike in deaths caused by silicone poisoning thanks to a new trend that is, apparently, increasing in popularity among two of our nation’s favorite populations - Latinas and MTF transgendered people. We’d never thought we’d have to issue this warning but, here goes: Please make an effort not to let [...]
9 April 2009
Rev. William Blasingame Of Staten Island Stole $85,000 From Congregation For Plastic Surgery
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
Rev. William Blasingame, 66, was evidently on a personal mission to become the next Walter Mercado, only all religious-like, when he stole $85,000 from his Staten Island congregation to pay for plastic surgery, Botox and expensive clothes.
6 March 2009
Butt Implants Gone Wrong: How You Can Avoid This Terrible Affliction
By Alex Alvarez at 11:05 AM.
For the flat-assed among us, it is sometimes tempting to fantasize about having a large ass and what it might be like to get butt implants in order to get that coveted apple bottom, as opposed to the less popular applesauce-in-a-Ziploc derriere. However, after watching this video, we never ever will get butt implants.
