3 November 2009

How To Tell If Your Jack Ass Is Narcissistic

By Cindy Casares at 1:13 PM.

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There are a lot of jack asses out there, but the narcissist is a special breed of a-hole first invented by Rush Limbaugh.

Fotopost: GWB Asked To Participate In America’s Pastime In Japan

By Cindy Casares at 11:05 AM.

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George W. Bush throws out the first pitch today for the Japan Series between the Yomiuri Giants and Nippon Ham Fighters at Tokyo Dome in Tokyo, Japan.

30 October 2009

Zelaya Is Back! Deal Signed With Micheletti In Honduras

By Cindy Casares at 9:45 AM.

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The Organization of American States announced late Thursday an agreement between Manuel Zelaya and Roberto Micheletti that could put Manuel Zelaya back in office, but not bloody likely.

22 October 2009

René From Calle 13 Responds To Concert Cancellations By Colombian Government

By Alex Alvarez at 4:29 PM.

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Obviously not one to keep quiet when something’s on his mind, Calle 13’s René responded to the Colombian politicians he offended via a letter to the Colombian Foreign Ministry.

George W. Bush To Become Motivational Speaker: What Will He Say?

By Alejandro Paz at 1:02 AM.

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George W. Bush is done presidencing and is now off to motivate the people alongside Tony Parker-Longoria, Colin Powell, Terry Bradshaw, a few other white guys and some lady with crazy hair. Wait, George W. Bush. The dumbest person in every room he’s been in since the 3rd grade? What the shizz is he gonna say?

21 October 2009

Because It’s Hump Day: Who Gives The Hottest Heads Of State?

By Alex Alvarez at 12:05 PM.

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The site “Hottest Heads of State” (a misnomer, as some of the list are actually the Head of Government, not State) takes a look at leaders from over 100 different countries and rates them on their level of attractiveness

20 October 2009

Sonia Sotomayor Cries, Says Her Wardrobe Was Chosen By The White House

By Cindy Casares at 10:46 AM.

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19 October 2009

You Can Count On Jesús: Evangelical Churches Weigh In On Latinos And The Census

By Alex Alvarez at 9:22 AM.

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Latino-heavy evangelical churches are attempting to do their part in swaying Latinos - and Latino immigrants to the U.S. in particular - to participate in the upcoming 2010 Census.

14 October 2009

Obama Dances With Thalia At The White House

By LOLImNotClever at 10:15 AM.

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13 October 2009

Eva Longoria Stretches Her Texas A & I/Cal State Education To Explain The Importance Of The Census For Latinos

By Cindy Casares at 4:42 PM.

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Eva Longoria sat down with CNN’s Soledad O’Brien to discuss, amongst other things, why participating in the 2010 U.S. Census is so important. She almost got through it without sounding like a kinesiology major from Texas A & I, too.

Michael Steele’s RNC Blog, “What Up?,” Is Having A Tough Time Finding Non-White Republicans

By Alex Alvarez at 3:23 PM.

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Recently, Michael Steele, chairman of the Republican National Committee, discovered something called the internet. He would like to use this tool as a means of reaching out to Republicans all across this country, including those who happen to be something other than white.

12 October 2009

Yes We Maybe Can, Potentially! Or Not: Latino Groups Would Like You To Participate In / Ignore / Boycott The 2010 Census

By Alex Alvarez at 2:34 PM.

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WE JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL! While some Latino groups and corporations, like Telemundo, are doing all they can to urge Latinos to participate in the 2010 census, despite their fears or hesitation, others are urging Latinos to boycott the census altogether.

Zapatero To Visit Obama Tomorrow. Cameras Await Faux Pas.

By Cindy Casares at 2:00 PM.

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Spanish PM Jose Luis Zapatero is headed to Washington tomorrow for his first official visit since Spain withdrew from Iraq in 2004. This is exciting because whenever Jose Luis Zapatero is around other international leaders, embarrassing shit happens.

11 October 2009

Granddaughter Of Cesar Chavez, Christine Chavez, Speaks At Gay Rally On Capitol Hill, Kind Of Forgets Why She’s There

By Cindy Casares at 6:04 PM.

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Hey, Cesar Chavez’s granddaughter, Christine Chavez, just spoke to the gays on Capitol Hill, but she kinda went on and on about other stuff besides gay rights.

Lady Gaga Screams, “ARE YOU LISTENING?!!!” At Obama During Gay Rights Rally On Capitol Hill

By Cindy Casares at 4:29 PM.

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Lady Gaga just yelled at Barack Obama on your behalf, gays. Let’s roll the tape.

Los Gay Latinos Attend The National Equality March In Washington, D.C.

By Cindy Casares at 2:26 PM.

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Guanabee reader, human rights youth advocate and hella gay Massimo Álpian, (that’s him at right), is sending in images from the ground in Washington, D.C. today. He’s marching with his boyfriend down Vermont Avenue where we wish we were.

10 October 2009

Obama To End ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,’ And Defense Of Marriage Act

By calitexican at 10:48 PM.

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Fidel Castro Gives Obama Nobel Peace Prize His Stamp Of Approval

By Cindy Casares at 12:52 PM.

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If right-wingers didn’t think Barack Obama was a commie pinko before, the news that Fidel Castro supports his Nobel Peace Prize win, will pretty much cement his reputation.

9 October 2009

Fuck The Haters: Obama Accepts The Nobel Peace Prize

By Cindy Casares at 12:17 PM.

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Obama reacted to his Nobel Peace Prize this morning, meanwhile America sounds like Kanye West right now.

7 October 2009

Charles Rangel, Tax Dodger, Keeps His Awkward “Chair Of The House Tax-Writing Committee” Seat

By Cindy Casares at 6:47 PM.

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New York Congressman Charles Rangel (D-Harlem) is keeping his post as chairman of the Ways and Means Committee after a vote in the House of Representatives today defeated a resolution to strip him of it. Charlie, you slick bastard, how do you do it?

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