Hulk Hogan likes to apply sunscreen to his daughter’s buttcheeks, because there’s nothing worse than butt cancer. Except, possibly, your father rubbing down your ass with lotion. [Drunken Stepfather] But that pales in comparison to this guy. He gives...

We don’t have anything against Mormons, per se. Or polygamy. We do, however, find puffed sleeves utterly offensive. Oh, and child abuse. Also bad. And while we feel for mothers torn away from their children, the three women from...