TuesdayOctober072008

Remember when we told you all about the lovely and fabulous “Geisha Facial” a while back? The spa treatment involves getting one’s face slathered in nightingale poop because, like sperm, it promises to make your skin clear and beautiful....

TuesdayJuly012008

There’s going to be an “Arrested Development” movie. This better not be a trick because, as everyone knows, “a trick is something a whore does for money.” - Gob [Hollywood Insider] Junot Diaz loves “Grand Theft Auto,” killing whores,...

TuesdayMay272008

This hilarious video will have you positively shitting yourself laughing ‘til you’re pooped over the zany antics of those crazy mojones down at the Shizuka spa in New York City. You might recall their so-called “Geisha Facial,” which uses...

FridayMay022008

“Geisha facials” are probably less sexy and just as gross as you might envision - and, for a little time only, 100% more racially problematic! Geisha in Japan, according to someone, would rub nightingale droppings on their faces in...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

WednesdayDecember262007

Jacqueline Bracamontes, who stars in the awesomely-named telenovela “Las estúpidas no van al cielo” (Stupid Girls Don’t Go to Heaven), has come down with salmonella: “I felt awful. I was shivering and had a headache, but I just thought...

FridayDecember072007

The Catalan Spaniards, you know the ones who say they’re not really Spanish and speak that crazy language, have a little game they like to play with their nativity scenes around Christmas time. It seems in Spain, their nativity...

WednesdayNovember072007

This week proves there is no shortage of retardage in the world—or in Tampa, for that matter. It was there that an internet rumor began about kids huffing their own waste. Says Fox News: The Collier County Sheriff’s Office...

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