10 July 2009

Official Running of the Bulls Website Attempts Mournful Reverence and Fails

By Chris Alonzo at 11:15 AM.

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The official website of the Festival of San Fermin, which hosts The Running of the Bulls, is an odd mix of dumb cartoons and chronic savagery on any normal day, but especially so when the whole dumb-ass ritual leads to the inevitable gruesome death.  This morning Spaniard Daniel Romero became the event’s 15th death as [...]

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1 July 2009

God’s Plan Is For Mark Sanford to Keep His Job, Says Mark Sanford

By Chris Alonzo at 8:14 AM.

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Oh, this is a bag of dicks again. After humiliating his family on a global scale, Mark Sanford made the announcement via his personal website, Facebook and Twitter last night that God wants him to learn his lesson by doing the hard thing and staying on as governor of South Carolina.

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13 January 2009

Pop Un Cap: Tyra Demonstrates How To Queef With One’s Eyes

By Alex Alvarez at 12:30 PM.

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Tyra Banks works the red carpet at the “America’s Next Top Model: Obsessed” launch party.
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Pop Un Cap: What Do You Suppose Amy Winehouse Sees When She Shuts Her Eyes?

By Alex Alvarez at 9:30 AM.

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Fitness guru “Mr. Motivator” demonstrates the “poop” position on a British morning show.
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12 January 2009

Pop Un Cap: “It’s Ok, She Just Needs More Oil.”

By Alex Alvarez at 12:30 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: Nicole Richie’s Cup Runneth Away

By Alex Alvarez at 11:00 AM.

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Pop Un Cap: Jessica Alba Is Special

By Alex Alvarez at 9:50 AM.

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9 January 2009

Pop Un Cap: Raul De Molina Just Can’t Weight. Guffaw.

By Alex Alvarez at 3:00 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: “Excuse Me While I Put My Face On.”

By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: O Hai Penelope Cruzzzzzz….

By Alex Alvarez at 10:00 AM.

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8 January 2009

Pop Un Cap: Matthew And Camila Prove The Fist Bump Is In For 2009

By Alex Alvarez at 1:15 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: Is Still Not Going To Watch Your Movie, Rosario

By Alex Alvarez at 11:30 AM.

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Pop Un Cap: I Loved New York

By Alex Alvarez at 10:00 AM.

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7 January 2009

Pop Un Cap: There’s Some Bush In My Tortilla

By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: Amy Winehouse Is Open For Business. The Business Of Singing, Pervs.

By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: When Did Dakota Fanning Become Not-Seven-Years-Old?

By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: Selena Gomez Is Magical

By Alex Alvarez at 10:00 AM.

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6 January 2009

Pop Un Cap: Michelle Rodriguez Is Kinda Trashed

By Alex Alvarez at 3:40 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: Rosario Dawson’s All Black And Blue In Berlin

By Alex Alvarez at 12:30 PM.

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Pop Un Cap: Richard Simmons Announces Dangerous Curves Ahead

By Alex Alvarez at 11:30 AM.

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