Two months after being rescued from Farc, Ingrid Betancourt says she doesn’t ever want to forget the ordeal she went through those six years she was held hostage. To commemorate her rescue, Ingrid met with Pope Benedict XVI at...

Pope Benedict XVI is currently in Australia, annoying tiny koalas and calling for all Christian churches to present a united front in order to draw more people to the faith: “As fellow citizens of the household of God, Christians...

Some photographer caught Pope Benedict XVI smoking an “Italian-made filter king” cigarette on Vatican grounds while he was supposed to be off praying by himself. Also, we found this on derekclontz.com, so who knows if it’s true. The funny...

The pope’s astronomer José Gabriel Funes has been telling the press lately that space aliens are A-Okay with God. The pope has an astronomer? The Pope’s astronomer, José Gabriel Funes, a Jesuit priest, told [Vatican newspaper] L’Osservatore Romano that...

Texting: It’s a movement of da youths. Which is why Pope Benedict XVI is going to send “daily inspirational text messages” to teens in Australia during the week surrounding World Youth Day. But that’s not all! The plan will...

Pope Benedict XVI’s visit to New York was not exactly a godsend for some retailers along Fifth Avenue, as much of the street was closed off to ensure the Pope’s security. Store owners took time from coveting their neighbors’...

Radar Magazine created this Papal spoof of the “Gossip Girl” outdoor posters that are plastered all over New York City (click here if you’ve never seen the original) not to get a ton of clicks (no!), but to raise...

If you missed Pope Benedict XVI’s historic first visit to New York City, you missed many fun photo-ops of citified clergy. Like this one of dorky, young priests in hip-hop head gear at a Young Catholics Youth Rally held...

Didn’t get to make it to Washington, D.C. for Pope Benedict XVI’s historic first visit? Now that he’s in New York, let’s take look back at those two magical days in our nation’s capital. The highlights, the low lights,...

Fortunately we never have to ponder that question since someone did Gawker Stalk Pope Benedict XVI this morning. HA! We are so excited to have the Papa in town thanks to intense media coverage that is brainwashing us into...

The Pope is coming tomorrow! At 4:00! And Americans have trotted out their finest crafts from China bearing his likeness. First there was the DC Metro television spot featuring a bobblehead Pope Benedict XVI that is so boring we...

Pope Benedict XVI is coming in three days! We are so excited here at Guanabee even though we are a Jewish-owned publication. The rest of us menial laborers were all forced to go to Catholic church or school most...

George Bush has planned a White House dinner for TWELVE THOUSAND PEOPLE Wednesday night in honor of Pope Benedict XVI’s visit to Washington, D.C. and the Pope is all, oh, I have plans that night. Papal burn! His Holiness,...

Pope Benedict XVI’s visit to Washington DC is being hotly anticipated by the area’s large Roman Catholic Latino population. Bitches think the Pope is dope, but they’re feeling isolated and persecuted within their own community: It is a vibrant...

Pope Benedict XVI was in the news this weekend for saying anti-gay thingamabobs during the homily of his annual New Year’s Day mass at the Vatican: Pope Benedict ushered in the New Year on Tuesday by criticising policies that...