FridayOctober032008

You can cancel your appointment to get headshots made at Glamour Shots, people. The Sarah Palin porn lookalike for Hustler’s upcoming film has already been cast. Meet Lisa Ann, the winner of the 2006 X-Rated Critics’ Organization Award for...

ThursdayOctober022008

While perusing Craigslist ads for purposes other than finding a tranny to shit on us while singing the National Anthem, we stumbled upon an exciting potential career path: Impersonating Sarah Palin in porn. Drilling puns begin…. Now. As it...

FridaySeptember262008

In honor of Diesel’s “Dirty 30” Anniversary, the company has organized “Dirty 30” parties in 17 different cities. In order to promote those parties, they saw it fit to bestow a work of beauty onto an ugly world. The...

FridayAugust152008

Dashiell Torralba, a former girlfriend of Fidel Castro’s son Antonio, is all over the internet this week for starring in an episode of the internet porn classic, “Bang Bros.” (Don’t act like you don’t know what it is.) The...

ThursdayMay082008

If watching Isabella Rossellini endure sex with a psychotic Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet wasn’t enough to make you thoroughly uncomfortable, she’s now starring in Green Porn. These series of hardcore insect couplings will appear on the Sundance Network...

MondayMay052008

Cinco de mayo is an opportunity for all Americans to cash in on Mexican stereotypes and those who make their money off cooter shots are no exception. Case in point, the website The Naughty American, or TNA for short...

WednesdayApril302008

We used to intern at a highly esteemed pornographic publication, so we’ve been subjected to some pretty terrible porn in our lifetime. But the “Elliot Spiltz-Her Story,” a parody of the Eliot Spitzer scandal featuring plastic boobies, lots of...

FridayApril252008

Jimmy Fallon is going to replace Conan O’Brien on “Late Night,” we’re going to go ahead and never watch. [Reuters] Wesley Snipes has been sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion. On the plus side, this is...

MondayFebruary042008

While idling the time until his son finished up a dental appointment, actor-you-recognize-when-you-see-him Michael Rapaport perused the latest issue of Smooth Girl magazine - the Latina issue, to be exact. TMZ already snagged the “Rapaporn” and “be more smooth...

ThursdayDecember202007

It seems our favorite maybe-gay Puerto Rican singer has a totally-gay porn star look-a-like. Meet Ricky M: I find it extremely amusing that there’s a Martin porn-a-like who can really shake his bon bon. This guy knows it, as...

ThursdayDecember062007

We’ve found that the less-is-more approach works wonders when a) meeting people online, b) corresponding with the IRS, or c) surfing for quality Latino gay porn sites. Not that we would know anything about that. Minimally-designed Uomotv.com, which features...

ThursdayNovember292007

Tired of Luciana Salazar yet? Too bad. The Argentine “glamour model” is a woman who wears many hats. Very little clothing, sure, but a good amount of headgear. A look at Luciana’s Wikipedia entry, which seems, curiously enough, to...

ThursdayNovember292007

Our new friend Luciana Salazar, who may or may not be the star of a new sex tape in which she becomes a human profiterole, seems to have an enemy. Argentine TV host Viviana Canosa, who has the hottest...

ThursdayNovember292007

Argentine model and TV host Luciana Salazar is, allegedly, the subject of a new sex tape we totally have not been watching over and over all morning. It’s supposedly an “amateur” tape, but it looks suspiciously professional to us....

TuesdayNovember272007

Penelope Cruz and that other one her sister, Monica, are set to star in the music video for their brother Eduardo’s new song, “Cosas Que Contar.” Cute! They will be playing porn stars. Somehow less cute! Now, we’re not...

TuesdayOctober022007

Seems like porn directors are finding it harder and harder (we couldn’t help it) to film chochas in Brazil. AdulyFYI leads us to some pervy director ranting about how difficult it is to film porn in that hotbed of...

MondayOctober012007

Every gossip rag on the web is touting rumors that there’s a sex tape involving Eva Longoria and her new hub Tony Parker. Oh my have we been here before. According to reports, the tape is already available on...

WednesdaySeptember122007

The gals over at Jezebel point us to Sevilla indie crooners Trisfe’s video for a song called, “Pornografia.” In this ode to the classic child’s game, “Make Barbie And Ken Go At It”, director Joaquín León creates a melancholy...

FridayAugust242007

News you can gag to says that band geek turned rockstar turned reality show fodder, Dave Navarro, has directed a feature-length porno starring a 19 year-old actress who’s earned a reputation for “sexual perversity” after just one year in...

MondayAugust132007

33 year-old Nacho Vidal has starred in more than 1500 adult movies and drawn comparison to some of the industry’s most infamous male leads. We decided to regale you with the following factoids about him for two reasons: a)...

TuesdayJuly102007

While doing research on Wikipedia, we stumbled upon its raciest entry to date: an alphabetized list of Latina porn stars. (Who knew the site stooped so deliciously low in its quest to cover all information in the known universe?)...

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