For many people living in South Florida, malls are often the best entertainment option: They’re free to enter, are usually air-conditioned, contain bathrooms, sell pizza and are full of teenagers. Delish! Mall of the Americas, however, goes the extra...

Aw, have you missed the sweet, sticky comedic stylings of Cheech and Chong? No? Sucks to be you, because the two have teamed up yet again to embark on their “Hey, What’s That Smell?” comedy tour. Why are the...

In a recent and infinitely wise legislative decision by the Buenos Aires court, possession of “personal use” amounts of illegal substances is a right that is now protected under the Argentinean Constitution. Reading the court’s decision made us pull...

Pass the Dutch, bitches! In my inexhaustible search for “knowledge”, I am going to be visiting the cannabis-embracing city of Amsterdam. I’ve never been to The Netherlands, but I hear it’s hot shit. Unforch, I am going during Spring...

“Hey stoners and boners!” says Diablo Cody. “Put down that wacky tabacky, ya heard, son? Because it’s making Sexico the wiggidy-wack capital of murderitos with extra NOT sauce, if you catch my drift! Awko taco!:” American drug users are...

The rumors about Mexican singer Paulina Rubio’s troubles obtaining residency because she’s some kind of stoner are just that… rumors. Bummer. So who ate all the Doritos?: According to Mexican newspaper El Universal, the press release said the following:...

America’s latest “Above The Influence” anti-marijuana spot plays like a WWII venereal disease educational film. Dialogue and all:...

• Ricky Martin refuses to shoot his upcoming concert DVD anywhere but Puerto Rico. Was Fire Island booked up? [Latin Gossip] • State lawmakers enact “an unprecedented surge” of immigration reform after federal ones botched it so badly. “Throw...

• 5 Mexicans are collared after feds find 9,400 lbs. of pot in their Texas stash house. Still not enough to construct that weed van from “Up In Smoke”. [News Channel 5 KRGV] • A man on the set...

This just in: some video footage of Paris Hilton smoking out in a cafe in Amsterdam that will make YOU feel high. Also, God is very queeny sounding. We’d rather be in London, too....