Hey did you know that soccer legend Diego Maradona’s 19 year-old daughter Giannina is sleeping with 20 year-old Atletico Madrid player Sergio “Kun” Aguero? Us either. Who the fuck watches soccer? But we care now because the daughter of...

“How long”, asks Boston Globe correspondent Beth Teitell, “does a new mother get to lose the baby weight before people start, you know, talking?” We don’t know, but god forbid your body doesn’t shrink back into a more socially-acceptable...

It seems there’s something that terrifies Jessica Alba more than giving birth: breastfeeding. According to the actress, giving up the titties is “the only thing that I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.” We’ll see if she still believes...

People Magazine is “exclusively” reporting that Jessica “Most Embarrassing Latina Winner” Alba’s ova embraced boyfriend Cash Warren’s spermatozoa for an upcoming offspring production. Alba’s representative said: “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late...

Nothing excites us more than knowing that JLo is breeding and bringing a couple of JenniferLopitos into this world. God knows Ricans don’t breed enough already. Anyhoo, after countless hours using the most advanced, genealogical technology to try and...

Hey everybody, US Weekly has the scoop on why Jennifer Lopez is looking like she swallowed a camel lately. It turns out she’s having twins. Who could have seen that coming? Not us. No sir. We thought she was...

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of “The Hills” are teaming up with Taco Bell to raise awareness for World Hunger Relief Week. We have no words. [TMZ] Augusto Pinochet’s wife and kids have been arrested for embezzlement charges brought...

Word on the street and InTouch Weekly is that Jennifer Lopez is twelve weeks pregnant after she and husband Marc Anthony resorted to in vitro fertilization to conceive. (The forces of nature obviously being against it.) What’s more, an...

It’s not often we get to be sincere. Mainly because it makes us itch down there. But we have got to give a shout out where a shout out is due. And that’s to one Ms. Mayra Mejia, an...