Adamari Lopez’s mother, Vidalina Torres, was asked to weigh in on the rumors surrounding her daughter’s relationship with singer Luis Fonsi, who is said to be doing the ho stroll arm-in-arm with TV personality Lilia “Suciano” Luciano.
10 November 2009
Adamari Lopez’s Mother Weighs In On The Luis Fonsi Divorce Rumors, Is Cute
By Alex Alvarez at 4:44 PM.
19 October 2009
Study Suggests Latino Students Drop Out Of High School For Economic Reasons
By Alex Alvarez at 10:04 AM.
A new study suggests that many Latinos who drop out of high school mostly do so in order to join the job force immediately.
13 October 2009
2 October 2009
Pregnancy And Baby Photos: The Great Cultural Unifier
By Alex Alvarez at 4:12 PM.
Everyone, including fellow Latinos, seem to really be into photographing their naked bellies as they are bursting with womb trolls. Someone explain this please.
Jenni Rivera Wants You To Know That She’s Planning To Surprise Her Boyfriend With A Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 9:32 AM.
We liked Jenni Rivera better when she was trying to make headlines for making fun of people’s dead relatives and picking fights with Niurka. This new, domesticated Jenni is much less amusing.
24 September 2009
22 September 2009
Belinda Will Have You Know That She Did Not Faint Because She’s Eating For Two
By Alex Alvarez at 11:36 AM.
Belinda is fighting mad over articles claiming that her recent fainting spell on the set of Camaleones was due to her carrying a womb goblin.
18 September 2009
Anna Kournikova Is Really Totally Pregnant For Real This Time. Maybe
By Alex Alvarez at 5:26 PM.
Ooo you guuuuys! Anna Kournikova is totally pregnant, again! But this time for real! Anna is reportedly already two months pregnant with a womb chinchilla she made with long-time luvah Enrique Iglesias.
13 August 2009
Michael Jackson’s Son Blanket Has A “Pretty Latino Nurse” Named Helena For A Surrogate Mom
By Alex Alvarez at 4:36 PM.
Michael Jackson’s youngest child, seven-year-old Blanket, (né Prince Michael Jackson II), was born to a Mexican lady. One might say Jackson outsourced his labor. Tip your waitress, folks.
10 August 2009
Adamari Lopez Pregnant As Luis Fonsi Is Rumored To Be Having An Affair With Lilia Luciano
By Alex Alvarez at 9:50 AM.
Actress Adamari Lopez is rumored to be pregnant. Which doesn’t exactly mesh well with rumors that her husband, singer Luis Fonsi, has cheated on her for a second time.
5 August 2009
Penelope Cruz Is Pregnant After All
By Alex Alvarez at 9:58 AM.
And here we thought, no, Penelope’s just got a case of the salty bloats and people should lay off and let her eat extra helpings of paella if she wanted. But, nope. Turns out she actually is pregnant.
4 August 2009
31 July 2009
29 July 2009
Yanixan Is Going To Be A Father And A Papi
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Congratulations are in order for Niurka’s ex, Yanixan’s. His new girlfriend, Deicy, is eleven weeks pregnant with their unholy spawn.
23 July 2009
6 July 2009
22 June 2009
17 June 2009
Gisele Is Pregnant And Tom Brady Is A Liar
By Alex Alvarez at 12:02 PM.
Reports are trickling in - yet again - that Gisele Bündchen is knocked up with a womb gremlin of her very own. The rumors reached a crescendo last month, although Gisele’s husband Tom Brady denied it, adding that “one [baby] is enough.”
