Oprah Winfrey, great American that she is, voted early. After all, she has a live show to do and can’t be waiting in line for hours like some kind of apathetic loser. But despite Oprah’s patriotic forethought, there apparently...

Daylight has dawned in two time zones of the United States on this auspicious Election Day. We couldn’t contain our excitement and, in an effort to avoid outrageous voter turn out lines, went ahead and arrived at our polling...

Proving that Democrats aren’t afraid to fight dirty is Boybama, the boy band sent to win back white mom voters who’ve fallen under Sarah Palin’s spell. The video for their original song entitled, “Battleground For Your Heart,” was produced...

When Sister Cecilia Gaudette, a 106 year-old American nun living in Rome, announced on CBS and the BBC that she’s voting for Barack Obama for president, she never expected the deluge of media attention it brought her. That’s because...

The press’ overwhelming positivity towards Sarah Palin’s performance last week at the vice-presidential debate made us feel like the whole world has lost its mind. So we headed over to the office of the one guy who can always...

JibJab has an e-card out called “Time For Campaignin’” that features all the major players—George Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain, Barack Obama and Hillary and Bill Clinton—singing to the tune of Bob Dylan’s, “The Times They Are A-Changin.’” Our...

Hey everybody, did you see the big, Yankee, liberal, elitest attempt at political satire yesterday that has seriously pissed off all the Democrats? It’s the latest cover of The New Yorker magazine featuring an illustration of presumptive Democratic presidential...

We were just sent a link to an op-ed piece in the Los Angeles Times today about “what Latinos want” this presidential election. It said something about “hard work” and “the chance to build a better future,” and then...

We always said we would cry if Barack Obama got to run for president because, hell, it’s a beautiful thing to watch a Black man overcome prejudice in this country. But now that the moment may well be upon...

Well, we’re no closer to being put out of our Democratic primary misery after the Boricuas gave Hillary Clinton the win in (on?) Puerto Rico this weekend. The results, (Clinton earned 68 percent of the vote compared with Obama’s...

America has no problem electing a president who was too drunk throughout college to remember his cocaine problem, but when it comes to a woman presidential candidate, 2.8 seconds of hip swaying to an Enrique Iglesias song with an...

CNN is projecting that Hillary Clinton has won the Texas Primary. Although the Texas caucus is still up in the air. Looks like a job for Super Delegates. [Image]...

Hillary Clinton seems to have won Ohio—though maybe not officially. Texas is still in a dead heat, but we happen to know that Cindy’s parents voted for Hillary, so that’s two votes for her. Vermont went to Obama and...

We’re hearing reports that candidates who already dropped out of the presidential race were on the voting ballot today in Texas. Which means someone could accidentally vote for Bill Richardson or, God forbid, Rudy Giuliani depriving someone who’s actually...

Unless you live under a rock, you’ve heard that Tejanos get to decide today who will be our next president. The state of Texas has begun its presidential primary and, according to polls, the Democratic vote is completely split...

Matt Gonzalez’s ex-girlfriend and “current confidante,” local San Francisco political activist Catherine Rauschuber (pictured here in happier times) is in Texas this week campaigning for Barry H. Obama. Yeeouch. That’s gotta sting with the heat of a thousand old...

Wednesday, San Francisco’s crazy, liberal, hippie publication Beyond Chron published an article by Matt Gonzalez criticizing Barack Obama. The next day, Ralph Nader announced Matt Gonzalez as his running mate. Coincidence? Of course not! But he did raise some...

Some crazy baby boomers from Austin, Texas called Cerronato rewrote the words to “La Bamba” and present to you “Vota Obama.” Richie Valens rolls over in his grave. Video [You Tube via Blogging All Things Brownsville]...

The Smoking Gun is reporting that Jose Antonio Ortiz (pictured) of Pennsylvania got into a physical fight with his brother-in-law after his brother-in-law told him that Barack Obama is crushing Hillary Clinton in the primaries. We understand! But then...

This week, CNN finally sat down to talk to some Junior Leaguers in Ohio (like everyone was waiting for!) about the real issue dividing Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton supporters. That being which of the following you consider more...

Still not sure who to vote for in the coming presidential election? Obama’s really cute, but Hillary’s got those nuts of steel. Then again, you’ve always wondered what it’s like to be a Log Cabin Republican? Well, flounder no...

What is a super delegate? Why doesn’t anyone in America understand how the electoral process works? Have we moved forward in this country at all since it was mostly populated by illiterate farmers? Once every four years, as presidential...

‘Member Chef Efrain Cuevas? Who could forget his lovable mug covered in goat’s blood? Not us, swoon. In fact, it was while we were stalking researching him over at his website that we discovered a little side project he...

As you know, we’ve been giving the fact that Barack Obama has fallen behind Hillary Clinton amongst Hispanic voters a lot of thought. And although we have no problem admitting that there are some rather old-fashioned views about African-Americans...

Former Massachusetts Governor and current Mormon Mitt Romney is expected to announce today that he is dropping out of the race for President because no one voted for him and he just doesn’t have to put up with that...

Nothing like the fear of deportation to motivate a group of people to get out and vote. Looks like the legal portion of California High-spanics is not taking any chances. They turned out in record numbers to vote those...

The Houston Chronicle, and just about every other newspaper in America, has been reporting for some weeks now that the elusive Hispanic vote is going to be the deciding factor in this year’s Democratic presidential primary between Barack Obama...