TuesdayMarch042008

Mark your calendars. Well, yesterday. Go back in your time machines and mark your calendars yesterday as the day that Eva Longoria single-handedly lost the Texas Latino vote for Hillary Clinton by publicly claiming her support for the presidential...

TuesdayOctober302007

After garnering nearly double the amount of votes as her second place opponent, Elisa Carrio, First Lady Cristina Kirchner is now set to become Argentina’s first ovary-carrying president. And several political commentators think that’s really cute! Although Kirchner has...

MondayOctober082007

Attention “hip urban Hispanics between the ages 18-34 years” MySpace and MTV are totally teaming up to bring you the 2007 Presidential Candidate Dialogues in Spanish translated streaming video. But, is it weird that 34 year olds need to...

MondayOctober012007

If you don’t watch AMC’s “Mad Men,” (and you really should because it’ll show you how our publisher Daniel Mauser likes to conduct business), you didn’t catch this great, archival footage of the late Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis becoming...

ThursdaySeptember202007

The first-ever Spanish language presidential debate on Univision was historic indeed and left no question that Latino New World Order is in full effect. But how did the gringo (and Mexicano) presidential hopefuls handle it? Jon Stewart has the...

MondaySeptember102007

In case that trainwreck known as the MTV Video Music Awards suckered you in last night like it did us, here are some condensed bits of action from the first presidential debate ever broadcast in Spanish. (So sue us...

FridaySeptember072007

Hillary Clinton, the Democratic presidential candidate who would earn more Latino votes than La Virgen de Guadalupe herself, probably never saw it coming. Some businessman in Minneapolis has sold thousands of the product seen here, called (in a stroke...

TuesdaySeptember042007

Enjoy some entertaining, political analysis from this weekend’s opinion page of the Valley Morning Star: The bet now is that, whoever is the Republican candidate in 2008, he will not get the Latino vote even if he picks la...

FridayAugust312007

In light of the 40 violent deaths involving candidates, activists and political leaders since the Guatemalan campaign for president started this spring, last night’s bullet-free debate was considered a breath of fresh air. The hot air spouted by the...

TuesdayAugust282007

Fidel Castro ain’t dead yet, readers, so this graphic has caught an unexpected second wind. When we said that he danced the babalu yesterday all over reports of his passing, what we really meant was that he was penning...

TuesdayAugust282007

The above is a stylized version of the opinion expressed by Fresno Bee political columnist María Elena Salinas, and we tend to see some truth in it. This, kiddies, is how you piggyback onto expertise: It now seems to...

TuesdayAugust212007

About a month ago, we posted a video of YouTube spawn “Obama Girl” engaging in a ‘debate’ against some Black chick she suckered into playing “Giuliani Girl.” (Debate in this sense means wearing skanky clothes while shaking your tits...

ThursdayAugust092007

Despite worldwide reports from the U.S. Census Bureau that a Latino New World Order is well under way, Fox News is determined to look for the silver lining: Democrats hold an edge with Hispanics in national elections, but Latinos’...

TuesdayJuly242007

• Twenty-six pages on why Alberto Gonzales shouldn’t resign written by, who else? Alberto Gonzales. [MSNBC] • Hugo Chavez will kick your foreign ass out of Venezuela if you criticize him. Guess we should forget about hiring that Associate...

TuesdayJuly172007

If you manage to learn anything from this music video, presidential “debate,” we hope it’s that we need some serious media reform in this country. Also, we’re so sure the Black chick is voting for Giuliani over Obama. Casting,...

ThursdayJuly122007

Democratic presidential candidate and New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has released an apology for using the slur ‘maricón’ (i.e., ‘faggot’) on live TV over a year ago, saying it must be taken in the context of his career-long service...

FridayJune292007

We don’t mean to get all political around here, but it seems to be a slow news day for the important stuff like Noelia’s chocha. All we keep finding on the news reader are stories about this “dead” Senate...

MondayJune182007

We never get tired of politicians using Spanish in the media to endear themselves with Hispanic voters, mainly ‘cause their screw-ups are always at least mildly entertaining. Plus, we love sniffing out a technique that’s more lip service than...

FridayJune082007

Taking the opportunity to bore American TV viewers in two languages, Spanish-language channel Univisión has proposed that this fall’s broadcast of campaign-inaugurating presidential debates be conducted (drumroll, please)…in Spanish! That’s right: Clinton versus Obama, Giuliani versus McCain, shitty accents...

ThursdayJune072007

Well what do we have here? Obama-inspired Reggaetón! A little tip arrived this morning about a new site called Amigos de Obama, an adulatory Puerto Rican shrine to presidential candidate Barack Obama. Entering the site immediately releases an infectious...

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