We were so caught up in picturing what the inside of Aliza Shvarts’ fridge might look like, what with all the protein she’s stored up, and if she had to make a conscious effort not to buy mayonnaise for...

Beverage company Dr. Pepper’s “Sabrosura Art Contest” invites you to pick among 23 artists to decide which is, alternately, the most “zesty” or “spicy.” You know. Like a chalupa: Starting today, online voting at http://www.drpeppersabrosura.com, will determine five finalists...

Well, Papa Guanabee is all set to announce the five lucky recipient of brand new, Motorola Razr2 cell phones this coming Monday. So, your time to impress him with your creativity is almost at an end. Hmm. End. Papa...

Papa Guanabee is sitting in his North Pole workshop corner bodega in Bushwick, giving his list a final once-over. Trouble is, he just spilled his morning 40 cafesito all over the damn thing, so now he needs you to...

Look, fact is, Papa Guanabee already knows whether you’ve been a nice or naughty Latino this year. He’s got a pair of high-powered binoculars and absolutely no sense of decency or remorse. So if you want to get something...

You know Chavez and Castro Noelia, that vixen, Tom Tancredo, so stupid, He must constantly be blitzen. But do you recall How to use a cell phone, at all…?...

Papa Guanabee wants to remind you that you’ve got one last week to send us your entries for our Motorola Razr2 giveaway. Just like we are pooing gold after having downed several shots of Goldschläger this past weekend, we...

Papa Guanabee is making a list, checking it twice, Trying to find out who’s naughty, who’s nice. Ella? Or Marco? Or Pocho Guey, from the North? Ponte? Or Mare? Will the good ones come forth? How ‘bout Smrtmnky? Or...

Papa Guanabee realizes that most of you have been a mix of naughty and nice this year (he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re dancing alone in your room in your Superman underwear with a syringe...