Our very fauxvorite Fauxtina, Vanessa Hudgens, performed for hordes of screaming fetus-babies as she kicked off her summer fair tour. Summer fair… that actually sounds kind of fun. Corn dogs, corn on the cob and cornholin’ carnies, oh my!...

Oh, ladieees! Put down the bag of Raisinets you’re eating voraciously under your desk and check out the most patronizing opening paragraph upon which you’ll ever feast your eyes (We promise this is one feast that’s calorie-free! Yummers!): Trying...

Ines Gomez Mont, the Mexican reporter who proposed to Tom Brady during yesterday’s Superbowl media event, entered our radar this morning. The tenacious media hog enthralled us with her stunt, which prompted the question: Should Tom Brady leave Gisele for...

So who, exactly, is Ines Gomez Mont? Well, when she’s not proposing to spoken-for American football players at live press conferences, the 24 year-old appears on the gossip show “Venteaneando,” for the Mexican media station TV Azteca. Formerly a...

Tom Brady is cute. Really, really cute. He’s even cuter when he’s super fucking weirded out by TV Azteca reporter Ines Gomez Mont’s wedding proposal on live TV, smack in the middle of a press conference. She came prepared...

In an article that has since been pulled from its website, El Universal claims that Hugo Chavez will be off the market very soon (sorry ladies!), as he might be planning to propose to Naomi Campbell at some point...