Heather Ellis (pictured at left) was arrested a little over two years ago following an incident at a Wal*Mart in Missouri. She now awaits a trail that might result in her being incarcerated for up to 15 years. What happened?
16 November 2009
14 November 2009
Guanabee Exclusive: Tokio Hotel Refuses To Share Dressing Room With Black Performers At Los Premios Telehit
By Alex Alvarez at 11:11 AM.
German band Tokio Hotel have been causing a stir backstage at Los Premios Telehit by making absurd - and racist - demands.
26 October 2009
What Bob Griese Should Have Said About Juan Pablo Montoya
By Fidel Martinez at 6:43 PM.
Over the weekend, crackah-ass honky sports commentator Bob Griese made a disparaging comment about race car driver Juan Pablo Montoya during the Ohio State/Minnesota game. In the telecast, fellow announcer Chris Spielman inquired about Montoya’s absence from the leader board standings, to which a chuckling Griese responded with, “He’s out having a taco.”
14 October 2009
TVnotas Is Shocked / Amused That Ilia Calderón Is Dating A Japanese Man
By Alex Alvarez at 1:40 PM.
On their latest cover, TVnotas advertises a story on Colombian newscaster Ilia Calderón and her new boyfriend under the charming headline “¡Morenaza con japonés!”
12 October 2009
White Is The New White: Designer Karl Lagerfeld Think No One Wants Curvy Women
By Alex Alvarez at 9:39 AM.
Are Karl Lagerfeld’s incessant comments about no one wanting to see fat women possibly racist? Classist? Or a brilliant PR move?
9 October 2009
The Iron Sheik Is A Racist Homophobic Crackhead Who Wants To Make You Humble
By Alejandro Paz at 9:56 AM.
The Iron Sheik was a professional wrestler back when the WWE was still the WWF, we were wearing parachute pants and Hulk Hogan still had hair. And respect. Back then, he looked like he could be a crazy genie from Arabia. Now he’s more like a terrorist on crack.
29 September 2009
Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Fascinated By Barack And Michelle Obama’s Tans, Breasts
By Alex Alvarez at 11:01 AM.
No one likes Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, which is likely one of many reasons he has to pay women to pretend they want to touch him, another reason being that he hates women in general. Also? Black people.
24 September 2009
16 September 2009
Jimmy Carter: Racism Is Behind Teabaggers. (Like You Didn’t Know.)
By Cindy Casares at 10:35 AM.
Jimmy Carter has finally stepped forward to call “racism” against the right wingnuts who are acting out at town hall meetings, spreading propaganda about President Obama, and generally holding shit up for the rest of us who really need health insurance.
30 August 2009
25 August 2009
Are The ALMA Awards Racist?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:57 PM.
The ALMA Awards will include honors for everyone’s favorite fantasy threesome Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek, as well as for John Leguizamo and Rosario Dawson. Which we specifically mention because, well. Don’t we hear a lot of about these people already?
14 August 2009
Jermain Defoe Sues “Racist” Police For Wrongful Arrest; Probably Just A Crap Driver
By Chris Alonzo at 11:28 AM.
Jermain Defoe, star striker for Tottenham Hotspur and the English national team, has flied a lawsuit against the Essex Police charging that his arrest last month was a result of racial profiling, and not the way he keeps breaking the speed limit in his Range Rover. Move over, Rosa Parks!
6 August 2009
Mexicans Are Racist: A Declaration Of Immigration Is Defaced, By Us
By Alejandro Paz at 4:28 PM.
A mural entitled, A Declaration of Immigration, was tagged by some haters in Chicago last week with the words “LIES” and the phrase “Mexicans Are Racist.” Who did this? And WHY!? We might know the reason.
30 July 2009
Deputy Press Secretary Lee Landor Resigns After Writing That Gates Is Racist On Facebook
By Alex Alvarez at 12:59 PM.
29 July 2009
Brian Anderson Traded For Mark Kotsay By Racist Maniac Ozzie Guillen
By Jack Tomas at 2:46 PM.
Sucky crybaby Brian Anderson was traded for Mark Kotsay by White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. People say it’s because Anderson is white. Is Ozzie a reverse racist, or does Anderson just really suck?
21 July 2009
Charges Dropped Against Henry Louis Gates, But Men Of Color Still Doomed
By Chris Alonzo at 2:19 PM.
Now that the charges have been dropped against Harvard prof Henry Louis Gates we have to ask: is it even possible for a minority man in this country to be famous, respectable, old or crippled enough to not be a threat to the police? And if not, just what the hell are the rest of us supposed to do?
7 July 2009
NY Craigslist Rants Shows Disgruntled White Men Are Probably Being Fired For Being Volatile And Argumentative
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
A recently unemployed Manhattanite posted a rant on, appropriately enough, the “Rants & Raves” section of Craigslist. It seems our white, male friend is feeling a little upset over being told his services are no longer needed.
He seems like such a reasonable and likable guy. Wonder why his co-workers didn’t try to stick up for [...]
Live Native Girls!: La Selva Jungle Lodge, Providing An Authentic Amazonian Experience And Cocktail Menu Since 1986
By Alex Alvarez at 5:15 PM.
La Selva Jungle Lodge, located in the Amazon jungles of Ecuador, is as fun as its name is redundant. The lodge, whose motto is “adventure and service brought by our native staff,” provides just the sort of luxurious services and amenities you might expect in the middle of a forest, such as spa treatments and freshly made pasta.
