During his recent appearance on “The View” to promote his memoirs, Don’t Mind if I Do, legendary lothario and honorary Brown person George Hamilton admitted to having had a sexual relationship with his stepmother when he was 12 and...

Chilean tenor Ernesto “Tito” Beltran has been sentended by a Swedish court to two and a half years in prison for the rape of an 18-year-old nanny and the molestation of a 7-year-old girl: The appeals court in Goteborg...

‘Ello, lovelies. Last week, we discussed sluts, Jordin Sparks, and her pontificating on the subject of purity rings. This week, in equally happyfunshiny news, let’s break down a recent story regarding a man caught raping his wife on a...

Today, in “happy happy fun news,” 25-year-old babysitter Annette Martinez allegedly raped her 14-year-old charge and is now possibly pregnant with his baby: Annette Martinez, 25, of the 600 block of Foster Road, was arrested early Tuesday morning after...

Former prosecutor and mother of four, Beth Modica, has been sentenced to two years in prison for raping two teenage boys following testimony from three of her children. Her 16-year-old daughter, Danielle, told the court that her mother had...

Remember Josef Fritzl? How could you not, what with having quotidian nightmares about him. It seems that a man in Argentina named Eleuterio Soria committed a very similar series of crimes. And by very similar we mean “exactly the...

Olivia Tamayo, a migrant farmworker, took her supervisor and Harris Farms of Fresno, California to court on charges that he raped her several times: The first attack occurred in his car when she accepted a ride to work. The...

You know what we’re also in the mood for when we’re stressed and have had a long, bad day? A nice heaping plate of rape! At least, according to the BNP’s Nick Eriksen, who has since been relieved of...

Isaac R. Baichu, an adjudicator for the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services in Garden City [Ed. note: Truly, the cradle of Western civilization.], has been charged with coercing oral sex from a 22-year-old Colombian immigrant in exchange for...

Why is it that Maria Mercedes looks so dang exotic? Could it be that Latinos all look …not exactly the same? Could it be that her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was kind of trigger-happy? In that way. A new study suggests that...

It’s been a while since we heard anything about big brother from La Bamba Esai Morales and the rape and herpes allegations brought upon him by his ex-girlfriend. Turns out the Los Angeles County District Attorney is declining to...

Marco Lozano, a Mexican waiter working in Scotland has been thrown in jail for fondling some Scottish ass of some women as they walked by the street. He told the police that he “liked European women as he considered...