WednesdayJuly162008

We live in a culture that is constantly bombarding us with contradictory messages about sex and relationships. Images of sex are everywhere, and yet talking openly and honestly about sex to young and impressionable people is still considered taboo....

TuesdayJuly082008

We live in a culture that is constantly bombarding us with contradictory messages about sex and relationships. Images of sex are everywhere, and yet talking openly and honestly about sex to young and impressionable people is still considered taboo....

MondayJuly072008

Rafael Nadal, the cocky Spaniard who recently the Wimbledon trophy, is probably celebrating his win with his girlfriend of three years - Maria Francisca “Xisca” Perello. Only, you’re not going to see it. The two have kept an extremely...

WednesdayJuly022008

The news that Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez has split with his actress girlfriend Rose McGowan, effectively costing her a role in both his upcoming Barbarella and Red Sonja remakes and the series “Women in Chains” got us wondering about...

FridayJune202008

According to new “scientific” studies performed at the New Mexico State University in Las Cruces, the “dark triad” of antisocial personalities in men (“the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive, thrill-seeking and callous behaviour of psychopaths; and the deceitful and...

WednesdayJune042008

More details continue to come out regarding the royal cacafest that is Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s relationship. We already knew that Papa Joe’s gigantic cara de papa was behind it, but now we’re learning the extent his creepiness...

MondayJune022008

If their recent behavior at Prince’s party is any indication, Cameron Diaz is putting her “bread pudding” all over Puff Daddy Puffy P. Diddy Diddy Puffin McDiddles’ face. Wink, nudge!: During the show, they laughed and held hands. At...

WednesdayMay142008

Machochip is all excited about the recent rumors that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson have split up, because that means Tony can play for the Dallas Cowboys without some large, gaping mouth hollering nonsense from the bleachers and distracting...

TuesdayMay062008

Was your man’s first time with a couch or a cousin? And what exactly does that say about him? Guanabee Associate Editor Gabriel Caro lets us into the secret world of Latino boys and their burgeoning, sometimes rushed sexuality...

WednesdayApril302008

“Dancing with the Stars’” Karina Smirnoff would like you to know that she’s not just some canoodler running amok long the streets of Los Angeles and is still very much with her meal ticket (Doritos and a Big Gulp...

ThursdayApril172008

President Vladimir Putin has divorced his wife Ljudmila in order to wed 25-year-old former gymnast Alina Kabaeva. They’re both very flexible people, you see: Alina Kabaeva is 25 years old, Russian gymnast who has had major success on the...

TuesdayApril082008

Oh, ladieees! Put down the bag of Raisinets you’re eating voraciously under your desk and check out the most patronizing opening paragraph upon which you’ll ever feast your eyes (We promise this is one feast that’s calorie-free! Yummers!): Trying...

MondayApril072008

Person-who-appears-in-movies, Cameron Diaz, is dating Scottish, hottish actor Gerard Butler. And it’s got British tabloids breaking out their mad reporting skillz. Writes UK’s The Mirror: I can reveal she has been on three dates with the gorgeous Glaswegian in...

MondayMarch172008

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend and future baby-mama, Brazilian model Camila Alves, is reportedly the perfect match for the shirt-adverse, bongo-loving actor because she, like him, is not overly concerned with trivialities like personal hygiene: He said he finally met a...

WednesdayMarch122008

Tattoo artist and painted lady Kat Von D, who once dated “Jackass” assjack Steve-O, is now hooking up with Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx. Golly, our umlauts are positively quaking. The two lovebirds even got matching tattoos to prove...

ThursdayFebruary282008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Actor Matthew McConaughey has approached the impending birth of his firstborn with the usual mix of euphoria, paranoia, and insatiable need for salty snack foods that are normal for most, um. New parents. In the January 28th issue of...

WednesdayJanuary302008

Eva Longoria plays a dead ex-girlfriend in her latest movie, Title We Can’t Even Be Bothered To Look Up, which seems about the right fit for her acting range. Anyway, turns out she’s annoying and possessive, even in death:...

MondayJanuary282008

Despite the happy façade Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren put up for us, rumors are circulating that the two joyous lovebirds might have broken up, be in the process of broken up and maybe they haven’t broken up...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Down-low Latino Tony Romo is having a hard time shaking Jessica Simpson. We have a hard time battling a craving for ribs every time we read homeboy’s name: According to OK! magazine, Tony though the couple should downshift their...

FridayJanuary182008

Former model Anel has gone through the press in an effort to convince her ex-husband, Mexican singer José José, to return to her and their children in Mexico. Jo-Jo is currently living in Miami with his new wife, Sara...

FridayJanuary182008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

ThursdayJanuary172008

Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz has, it turns out, a secret girlfriend of two years. Her name is Raquel Pereda and we hate her: According to Hola.com, the Spanish singer, 39, has been dating Pereda for two years, surprising news...

TuesdayJanuary152008

In an article that has since been pulled from its website, El Universal claims that Hugo Chavez will be off the market very soon (sorry ladies!), as he might be planning to propose to Naomi Campbell at some point...

ThursdayJanuary102008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Argentine-Mexican actor Sebastian Rulli ushered in the New Year by marrying Some Woman Of Which We Are Somewhat Jealous. If only because Sebastian looks like he could open a jar of pickles with his boobs. And, you know. We...

WednesdayJanuary022008

Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sanchez, whom you don’t remember from such films as Cayo and Venus & Vegas, has gotten engaged to Some Guy: Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sánchez, 34, is planning to marry her boyfriend of two years,...

FridayDecember282007

When most men are unfaithful to their wives and the mothers of their offspring, people in general are usually not chomping at the bit to venerate them. But most men aren’t Juanes and most people aren’t People en Español,...

FridayDecember282007

After several nano-seconds spent in agonized anticipation and gross speculation, we can finally rest easy knowing that Jessica Alba is indeed engaged to on-and-off boyfriend, Cash “Money” Warren aka Ca$h aka Your Name Is So Stupid, But You’re Kind...

FridayDecember282007

Spanish actors Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are rubbing their jamón, jamónes together in Penelope’s West Hollywood home. Aw, good for you, Penny. It’s nice to have a man around the house, isn’t it? Who else is going to...

FridayDecember212007

Actor Doug Jones, who co-starred with Jessica Alba in “Fantastic Four”, might have accidentally revealed that she is planning to wed her heroically-named boyfriend, Cash Warren: Speaking at the Jules Verne Adventure Film Festival over the weekend, the actor...

ThursdayDecember202007

Basketball player Tony Parker is set to file a suit against the photo agency that broke the story of his alleged infidelity. Man, chill. You’re getting more publicity now than you ever did tossing a ball into a hoop:...

WednesdayDecember192007

Spanish-language network Univision is reporting that Puerto Rican-Mexican singer Luis Miguel is maybe, possibly dating Lindsay Lohan - a flaming bush in the desert of celebrity culture. We’re going to file this under “Meh.” Luismi se divierte sin Aracely...

FridayDecember142007

Mexican wrestler Cibernético and Argentine model Sabrina would like to celebrate their one month-a-versary by having sex in front of the press: “We’re going to have sex to celebrate one month as a married couple, we’re going to do...

FridayDecember142007

X17 is reporting that, hey, Perfect Husband Tony Parker might just be a cheater after all and offer text messages supposedly sent between him and French model Alexandra Paressant as evidence. (Click on image for a better view.) Additionally,...

ThursdayDecember132007

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

ThursdayDecember132007

Basketball player Tony Parker has responded to allegations of infidelity by insisting that he’s always been faithful to wife Eva Longoria: “I love my wife,” Parker said in a statement to PEOPLE. “She’s the best thing in my life,...

MondayDecember102007

We love New York Magazine’s “Daily Intelligencer” because, once a week, it allows us to look into the lives of our fellow New Yorkers without plummeting off a fire escape or the prospect facing potential jail time. This week,...

ThursdayDecember062007

Mexican singer Cristian Castro claims to have lost his V-card to fellow singer Alejandra Guzmán when he was 11 and she was 16. Bunch of late-bloomers, we guess. Alejandra, who has such a beautiful name, denies this: “I don’t...

MondayDecember032007

A new dating show hoping to pair immigrants with temporary visas with the green-card-carrying creepsters who love ‘em shows that love isn’t only blind, it’s pretty dumb, too: A Los Angeles company is touting a new reality game show...

MondayDecember032007

Helio Castroneves, the race car driver who recently won “Dancing with the Stars” this season, was seen dining at Tao restaurant in Manhattan with his nineteen-year-old dance partner, Julianne Hough: [T]he duo looked seriously smitten with each other, canoodling...

WednesdayNovember282007

Actress Eva Longoria tattooed her wedding date, VII VII MMVII, on her wrist. She married basketball player Tony Parker over the summer… and will totes probs divorce him in the near future. “Love” tats are a death knell to...

FridayNovember022007

QuieroLatino.com is a dating site for Latinos that understands finding love is a pretty difficult process without the aid of shot or seven of tequila, but harder still when one is trying to find a worthy beaner with which...

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