Cristina Segura says Giovani Dos Santos left her for Belinda, a fact she discovered only after seeing the two together on television. And? He got her pregnant, then failed to answer her calls to tell him she was getting an abortion. ESCANDALO.
21 October 2009
13 October 2009
Katy Perry Is Worried About Introducing Russell Brand To Her Evangelical Parents: Can You Relate?
By Alex Alvarez at 9:39 AM.
Warbler Katy Perry is gearing up to introduce her new boyfriend, comedian Russell Brand, to her Evangelical Christian parents, pastors Keith and Mary Hudson. We’d never thought we’d be able to relate to this person but, hey. Funnier things have happened. Like Brand’s hair.
7 October 2009
Alex Rodriguez To Kate Hudson: Ay! Slow Down.
By Alex Alvarez at 5:35 PM.
Alex Rodriguez has apparently begun to tire of his whirlwind romance with famousperson Kate Hudson. So he tried to dump her in public. Dreamy! Don’t ask us how, but we managed to obtain a transcript of their conversation.
1 October 2009
Is Sofia Vergara’s New Boyfriend Better Than JAVIER THE LATINO?
By Alex Alvarez at 4:58 PM.
Sofia Vergara was photographed out and about with a MAN FRIEND in tow. Whoever could he be?
30 September 2009
Cristiano Ronaldo’s New Girlfriend Is Raffaella Fico, Says Raffaella Fico
By Alex Alvarez at 10:32 AM.
Cristiano Ronaldo is reportedly dating Italian model Raffaella Fico, and she seems like quite an interesting lady. For example: Did you know she is (was) an expensive virgin? It’s true! Ish.
24 September 2009
Giovani Dos Santos Serenades Belinda. Boyfriends? Please Stop Doing This.
By Alex Alvarez at 5:03 PM.
Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos have managed to overcome her fondness for hugging male friends with her mouth and are back together. He celebrated this by being totally cheesetastic.
15 September 2009
Christian Chavez’s New Dude Might Help Him Get Over The Pain Of Being Ignored By Brazil
By Alex Alvarez at 5:57 PM.
It would seem that the past week has been something of a mixed bag for former RBDer Christian Chavez. On the one hand (or both, should he happen to be a fan of the basketweave technique), he might be seeing a cute new guy. On the other, he might have to cancel upcoming scheduled appearances.
2 September 2009
Kate Hudson & Alex Rodriguez Move In Together Despite His Fear Of White Roses. We Have Some Advice.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:56 AM.
According to In Touch, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are already living together despite only having dated for about five months. Badideaville and you assholes are the mayors!
Kate Hudson & Alex Rodriguez Move In Together Despite His Fear Of White Roses. We Have Some Advice.
By Alex Alvarez at 10:56 AM.
According to In Touch, Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez are already living together despite only having dated for about five months. Badideaville and you assholes are the mayors!
28 August 2009
Alex Vs. Alex: Hypin’, Stereotypin’
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Much is made about how Latinos and Latinas, while both spicy and/or tamales, are worlds apart when it comes to having sex through a sheet on their wedding night. But, as (self-) certified sex experts female Alex A. & male Alex P. show, we’re not really so different.
26 August 2009
GASP: Belinda Cheats On Giovani Dos Santos, Rubs Up On A Fresita At A Club
By Alex Alvarez at 11:41 AM.
Could it be? Has the love affair between Belinda and soccer player Giovani Dos Santos - a love we thought would last the test of time and test the buoyancy of limo’s backseats - flickered away?
21 August 2009
Now That They’re Almost Single, LeAnn Rimes And Eddie Cibrian Are Smacking Each Other’s Balls
By Alex Alvarez at 3:30 PM.
Now that LeAnn Rimes is separated from her tiny, sparkly cowboy husband Dean Sheremet and Eddie Cibrian’s wife, Brandi Glanville, has finally left him, the two are free to frolic exactly as when they were while still attached to their respective spouses.
Cameron Diaz Is Dating Keanu Reeves, Is The Female Luis Miguel
By Alex Alvarez at 10:36 AM.
Here’s a surefire recipe for romance: While on a date with Keanu Reeves in Los Angeles, Cameron Diaz reportedly entertained him by attempting to stuff an entire hamburger into her mouth.
19 August 2009
TF?: Camilla Belle Is Dating A Passions Actor Adrian Bellani …Whom She Met Through Jessica Alba.
By Alex Alvarez at 4:50 PM.
In an absurd, soap opera-like twist, Camilla Belle has bounced back from her failed relationship to Joe Jonas and is currently dating Adrian Bellani from Passions. The two were introduced by Jessica Alba. Which makes no sense at all.
Serial Daters: Luis Miguel And Genoveva Casanova Still Together, Still Traveling, Still Prettier Than You
By Alex Alvarez at 2:39 PM.
Singer Luis Miguel and Mexican socialite Genoveva Casanova are now gallivanting about Turkey and the U.A.E. Hola keeps insisting they’re just good friends. Yes. Bufu buddies, perhaps. Here’s why they won’t be anything more than that…
12 August 2009
Body Language Expert Dr. Guanabeetch Analyzes Belinda And Giovani As They Hold Hands And Make Out In A Limo
By Alex Alvarez at 11:32 AM.
Dr. Guanabeetch is in and ready to discuss the relationship between singer / actress Belinda’s dwindling nose and her soccer player beau, Giovani Dos Santos.
11 August 2009
3 August 2009
Belinda Is Using Giovani Dos Santos For Publicity, Says Dude Who Is Missing The Point
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Soccer commenter Fernando Shwartz has a few words of advice for Giovani Dos Santos: “OMG NO.” Shwartz believes Gio’s new girlfriend, the animatronic mannequin that is Belinda, is only using his fame as a soccer player for her own publicity.
28 July 2009
Giovani Dos Santos And Belinda Are Officially A Couple, Nauseating
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Belinda showed up Televisa’s offices with rumored boyfriend Giovani Dos Santos. And all hell broke lose! Her new nose, however, remained firmly in place.
