There’s nothing like a man in a Speedo. Except, possibly, a pair of kiwis in a slingshot. Speedos (Not to be confused with SEEDO, as we were when Googling earlier.) are often the swimming apparel of choice for men...

Despite what a lot of haters, like TV hosts and the Catholic Church and some abuelitas shouting at the TV in their rollers, are saying about Ricky Martin’s decision to poop out some twins via surrogate, Chayanne — dark...

Ricky Martin’s decision to hire a surrogate to carry his children has some people’s pantaloons all in a twist. Tell us how you really feel, metidos sinvergüenzas: “Ricky, the truth is that’s it’s bad. I don’t support or applaud...

Ricky Martin’s publicist has announced the singer is now a father to a pair of twin boys born to a surrogate mother. Ricky, in a move that in no way supports the gay rumors that have followed Ricky throughout...

Las Vegas producer Stephen Sorrentino, who also happens to be an Elton John impersonator, is debuting a new show in Dallas today. “Superstars Latinos” features some of the finest impersonators of Latino stars that are easy to impersonate: The...

Ricky Martin gyrated himself towards Washington D.C. in order to speak out against human trafficking (Oh, is that bad now?). But whoooo ayayayayayay! Isn’t he totally el hot-o?! Ugh, can’t a man try to do a little charity work...

Ricky Martin is against human trafficking. Right up against it. [dlisted] Sean Penn is firmly implanted within Hugo Chavez’s ass, as one reporter discovers. [FOXNews] Amy Winehouse is in talks to promote tiger-print enthusiast Roberto Cavalli. Enabling is in...

Ricky Martin is like a tainted burrito, must die. [The Best I Could Do] People en Español’s search for the 51 most beautiful non-famous people leaves us bored, confused. [Yahoo] The bad guy from The Matrix is going to...

The 2008 Premios Los Nuestro aired last night and we can’t believe we were so busy having a life that we missed them completely. We took home a prize of our own though. HEY-O! And now, for some of...

In Latin America homosexuals are still considered the unfortunate other. Even progressive homochummy Latinos are sometimes clueless as to how to deal with their gay friends. An issue that sometimes reflects this country’s prevailing attitudes towards Latinos in general....

Gossip reporter and fascinating-hairstyle-haver Ben Widdicombe [Ed. note: So that’s how he does it! …Give it a minute.] says Ricky Martin has been hanging out with Broadway star Nathan Lane: Ricky Martin hit up Hell’s Kitchen Bar Centrale with...

Jennifer Lopez, Ricky Martin, Paulina Rubio, David Beckham and many other famous names have voiced their support for Spanish singer Alejandro Sanz after he was barred from performing in Venezuela, presumably because of his publicized condemnation of Hugo Chavez:...

Former “Desperate Housewives” non-Mexican gardener and “Passions” non-Mexican Mexican, Jesse Metcalfe, gets knocked the fuck out. [TMZ] Eva Longoria doesn’t fart in front of her husband; just all over TV and movie screens. [Gabsmash] Kat Von D’s arms look...

TMZ calls Ricky Martin fat, makes a “Bon-Bon” pun so we don’t have to. [TMZ] Lindsay Down-Lohan has split up with her girlfriend. Yeah, she’s totally less interesting when she’s sober. Or when we are. [Celebitchy] Paris Hilton leaves...

This year’s meeting of the Inter-American Development Bank in Miami featured a meeting of great minds, pelvises and George Bush. The President joined Bill Gates, Ricky Martin, President Felipe Calderon of Mexico and President Luiz da Silva of Brazil...

Ricky Martin is gay. Ricky Martin is not gay. Is Arantxa Gonzalez, the barely-legal Argentine model claiming to have boned Ricky and to have evidence of it, the disease that will dispel the rumors that Martin likes le lady bush?...

A 19-year-old Argentine model named Arantxa Gonzalez claims to have nude photos she took of Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin when the two had sex last year during one of his trips to Argentina. So, hey, if you happen...

At a recent concert for Las Fiestas de la Calle San Sebastian in his native Puerto Rico, Ricky Martin showed audience members what he’s working with. An acute case of constipation, it looks like, if he’s profuse sweating and...

The 21st Premios Nuestros have announced their list of nominees and we couldn’t be more excited if we’d been punched in the face by Benny Moré: AB Quintanilla III & the Kumbia All Starz [Ed. note: Pet. Peeve.] received...

Wearing a Christmas red thong for his girlfriend does not make Enrique Iglesias romantic. It makes him gay. [Now Magazine] Puerto Ricans to celebrate Old San Juan’s San Sebastian street festival with weeks of heavy drinking, loud music, Ricky...

Happy thirty-sixth birthday, Ricky! You were always our favorite “Menudo.” Sure, that’s because we don’t actually remember the names of any of the others but, still. Also, that song, you had, about, what, living the life? That’s so crazy?...

It seems our favorite maybe-gay Puerto Rican singer has a totally-gay porn star look-a-like. Meet Ricky M: I find it extremely amusing that there’s a Martin porn-a-like who can really shake his bon bon. This guy knows it, as...

Not only did singer Ricky Martin get a fabulous new “last of the Puerto Ricans”-inspired haircut, he evidently got a wax inspired by Brazil. Ricky Martin Shakes His Bare Bon-Bon [Just Jared] Image [Just Jared]...

According to the man who lovingly squeezes out his blackheads, Ricky Martin might be gay. Ay, que shocking: Skin care specialist Ole Henriksen in an interview with a gay Swedish magazine ‘Salonk’ said that the ‘Livin’ La Vida Loca’...

We don’t know who or what the song “Cantare, Cantaras” benefited, but if it had anything to do with hair, those less-fortunates are, no doubt, sitting pretty today. Thanks to this Latin American, all-star “We Are The World” rip-off...

Last night Las Vegas was invaded by Latinos for the “8th Annual Latin Grammy Awards.” It was really a spectacle because normally the town is very White and American. You know, because it’s Nevada. Amongst the winners was Juan...

Ricky Martin got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday and all the screaming girls turned out: Mary, Nellie and Rod Stewart (apparently). Says World Of Wonder staffer Steven Corfe: When Johnny Grant, honorary Mayor of Hollywood,...

Mezcal, the Boone’s Farm of Tequilas, is inexplicably making a comeback [Miami Herald] On the eve of Coming Out Day, Miami gives Ricky Martin a key. Closet door remains closed. [NBC6] Non-shocker: LAPD uses unnecessary force against brown people....

• Ricky Martin to be the recipient of a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He probably doesn’t know there isn’t a West Hollywood extension. [USA Today] • The White House released a study that Latino youth consumes...

We just came across this new cover for the single “Non Siamo Soli (No Estamos Solos),” (translation: “We Are Not Alone”), a duet from Italian pop star Eros Ramazzotti’s new album featuring Ricky Martin. What could have been the...

El Universal, a Mexican newspaper, is claiming that Ricky Martin is the babydaddy of a 12 year old girl who lives in Monterrey, Mexico. Ever reliable People en Español writes: Although this information has not been confirmed, the supposed...

Ricky Martin was photographed Friday awkwardly pretending to hump a woman dancer during one of his concerts in Puerto Rico. It seems, by the look on his face, that she backed that ass up a little too closely to...

During a press conference in Puerto Rico yesterday, Ricky Martin told the Associated Press that he wants to adopt a kid within the year and maybe eventually adopt one from each continent. But what interests us is the way...

• Ricky Martin refuses to shoot his upcoming concert DVD anywhere but Puerto Rico. Was Fire Island booked up? [Latin Gossip] • State lawmakers enact “an unprecedented surge” of immigration reform after federal ones botched it so badly. “Throw...

Making men and women alike question their sexuality since bursting onto YouTube, the above clip is part of the multimedia presentation Ricky Martin harassed concert-goers with on his most recent tour through Europe. He lies nude on an illuminated...

A four week-long online poll asking readers to name the worst pop song in Spanish has produced an unshocking Top Ten List. [Ed. Note: Neither article we consulted names the digital mag that conducted the poll, but we Googled...

Menudo member turned papi thug Ricky Martin has thrown his hat in the ring of criticism aimed at President Bush’s administration by Latino entertainers. And judging from the passivity of his ‘tirade,’ it was a pretty limp-wristed toss: [I...

Bursting onto the Indian pop music scene to serenade countless women without ever locking lips with them (just ask Richard Gere) is Giju John, a vocalist and dancer considered by his press agency to be “the Ricky Martin of...

Praise the lords of pop music! A fresh report from the Chicago Tribune’s Metromix notes how the popularity of reggaetón is waning these days, leaving the Latino hip-hop genre on life support. The article then speculates whether the two...

Even 2007 Puerto Rican Day Parade Queen King Ricky Martin knows better than to look soft at the PR Day Parade in New York City. Originally dressed in a white button-down, he quickly succumbed to stripping down to his...

Oh, Vulture. You hip, irreverent blog from New York Magazine. We know you’re just trying to make the kids laugh with your recent On The Road To Menudo candidate interviews. But when you fail to master the subtleties of...

Oh my gahhhh! They're bringing Menudo back and YOU, well probably not you because you're too old, but some 14 year old, bilingual boy near you, (hey what are you doing with that 14 year old bilingual boy, you...