Christian Torres, 23, was once a rookie NYC transit officer. He had a bright future, filled with visions of freaking the living shit out of, say, bloggers the one time they attempt to hop a turn style at the Morgan stop. But, alas, his dreams have been torn asunder. Robbed, some might say.
2 September 2009
The LOL Won: Former NYC Transit Officer Christian Torres Robbed Bank To Fund Dream Of Being A Cop
By Alex Alvarez at 12:33 PM.
22 June 2009
Paulina Rubio’s House Robbed. Let’s Blame Twitter!
By Alex Alvarez at 9:56 AM.
Let’s blame technology and ninja robots for Paulina Rubio’s recent robbery.
